Is there a way to make my nipples stay hard?

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  1. schneiderguy

    schneiderguy Lifer

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    I've found that having hard nipples increases my aesthetics, especially when I wear tight shirts. Makes my pecs look even more awesome than usual :thumbsup:

    The only problem is that the only way I've found to make my nipples hard is to either be cold or to rub them. I don't want to be cold all of the time and I can't go around rubbing my nipples all day because people would think I'm strange.

    Is there some kind of medication I can take to make my nipples perma-hard?

    ****UPDATE**** 4/23/2012 SOLUTION HAS BEEN FOUND SEE THIS POST: http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=33333077&postcount=59
     
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  2. Crusty

    Crusty Lifer

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    prosthetics?
     
  3. CurseTheSky

    CurseTheSky Diamond Member

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    What is this I don't even...
     
  4. Taejin

    Taejin Moderator<br>Love & Relationships

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    stop posting
     
  5. schneiderguy

    schneiderguy Lifer

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    Interesting, I didn't consider that.
     
  6. zerocool84

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    You're turning into techs with all these retarded threads.
     
  7. Rumpltzer

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    Nipple Viagra! There are probably millions of poseurs and guidos out there who think hard nipples "increases their aesthetics". Completely untapped market! Forwarding this thread to Pfizer...
     
  8. skyking

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    1)Tape
    2)Raisins
    3) ?
    4)Profit!
     
  9. Rumpltzer

    Rumpltzer Diamond Member

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    BTW, TTIWWP.

    Take off shirt. Hold up sign with the words, "nipple Viagra," so we know it's really you. Take pic.

    Show us what you're working with.
     
  10. BoomerD

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    Read his signature...:p
     
  11. schneiderguy

    schneiderguy Lifer

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    Chicks love hard nipples.
     
  12. zanejohnson

    zanejohnson Diamond Member

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    lol i too have contemplated this
     
  13. zerocool84

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    This
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    or this

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  14. Iron Woode

    Iron Woode Lifer

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    let me guess?

    you were dropped on your head when you were a baby. several times.
     
  15. bfdd

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    turn on the ac and/or ice cubes
     
  16. bfdd

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    i have actually found this to be true more often than not.
     
  17. schneiderguy

    schneiderguy Lifer

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    I have a genius level IQ. My mental functions are in working order, thanks for your concern.
     
  18. Iron Woode

    Iron Woode Lifer

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    I seriously doubt this.

    To settle it; we must Kung Fu fight!!!!!!
     
  19. schneiderguy

    schneiderguy Lifer

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    My mom had me tested... for that and some other stuff too but I came out mostly normal D:
     
  20. bfdd

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    minus the extreme handsomeness you mean right?
     
  21. schneiderguy

    schneiderguy Lifer

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    Oh, by normal I mean I'm not insane/retarded. I'm obviously gifted in every category, from looks to intelligence to personality to posting on ATOT.
     
  22. JEDIYoda

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    put Ben Gay on your nipples,,,,,,,,
     
  23. Locut0s

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    too late
     
  24. HamburgerBoy

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    I thought you were correcting the use of 'aesthetics' in the op with this question.
     
  25. TheLonelyPhoenix

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    I have a hard time believing this thread exists, and I'm posting in it.