Is there a God? What kind of car does s/he drive and is it manual or automatic? Does s/he have an Intel or AMD Processor

[Cyberian]

Well?

 

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<< Is there a God? What kind of car does s/he drive and is it manual or automatic? Does s/he have an Intel or AMD Processor >>

God in human or supernatural form?

 

[Deeko]

Ya know what? I don't think God drives, nor does God have a computer. BUT, you may have been referring to me In that case, an Escort LX wagon, automatic, and AMD

 

[Ameesh]

drives an automatic and uses intel

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I don't know what He drives, but while I myself prefer a manual transmission, I betcha God drives an automatic - he is into multitasking (think of a person driving while talking on the phone, times five billion) and is too busy to shift.

Come to think of it, it would make sense if He drove one of the new Mercedes S600s with that intelligent laser-based cruise control, to give God more time to devote to other things.

He is clearly a Wintel guy IMO, though some of the saints and disciples might use AMD. The fallen one, Lucifer, clearly uses a Cyrix.

 

[beat mania]

God drives a Yugo and uses Cyrix.

 

[Aves]

She drives an automatic, uses Authentic AMD, but the real questions are:

Does s/he use Windows or *NIX?

Is s/he going to buy an Xbox or GameCube?

 

[Cyberian]

<< God drives a Yugo and uses Cyrix. >>



Nooooooooooo!

 

[shiner]

No...the real question is does God like whiskey &amp; water or does he drink it straight?

Think about it....it's brain ammunition.

 

[gittyup]

Why don't you ask him/her tonight and don't share the answer with us tomorrow. :Q

 

[Homer_Simpson]

God has one of those cars that drives on its own...and for a computer...well, he's got an IntelMD Athium 40 @ 1000000Thz.

haha...j/k

Homer

 

[DougK62]

God doesn't use a computer - he can do it all by himself.

He doesn't drive much, but when he does he likes to relax and row the gears of a smooth Italian manual gearbox.

 

[Donuts]

Amd of course. Jesus always chose the commom computer chip over the big bellied rich chips.

 

[SuperSix]

No, no,,, and no

 

[datalink7]

What if God smoked Canibus?

 

[RanDum72]

What do you mean does God use Intel/AMD? HE IS a computer, a bio-electronic alien that has a couple million Cray's as a CPU. His Nokia phone has a direct link to everybody's brain, if HE needs something from you, HE'll call you.

 

[GasX]

God is omniscient and doesn't need a computer. He is also everywhere at once and doesn't need a car.

However, he has a GeForce3 to play CS with and has a 1967 Shelby Mustang GT500 in the garage for when he wants to go cruising.