Is there a cure for morning wood?... :)

[Lucky]

<< Morning bj.:Q >>




no way man, that doesnt work. I always gotta piss when i get my morning woods, so unless the GF is into showers than that isnt an option.

 

[prodigy]

<< take that piss >>



Impossible, unless you are in a "Superman" position over the toilet.

 

[jcballer1]

definite morning BJ !!!!!!!!!!!


just knock on the door of some honies down the hall, or across the door as is the case in my dorm

 

[CuriousAndy]

that's why you have to stand about 20 ft away from the toilet

you gotta have the accuracy and L337 skillz

~andy <or just take the piss while taking shower>

 

[firestar46]

Of course, you could always beat it against the wall or the side of the toilet until it "bends" to your will...hopefully that won't get Mr. Penis angry and start spitting at you or others...

 

[jehh]

<<

<< Lately I've been having way too many sex dreams about Kendall... I need to stop doing that... Sigh... >>



QUIT having SEX dreams about me!!!

>>



Very funny... The odds of you actually being Kendall are somewhere between Zero and Zippo...

Jason

 

[Slap]

When you wake up with morning wood, just roll over on your side and use it as a kick stand.

Slap

 

[Brutuskend]

Check my Profile!

 

[firestar46]

<< When you wake up with morning wood, just roll over on your side and use it as a kick stand.

Slap >>



Ahhh...the old kickstand technique. Good, but no one seems to know the cure for the BROKEN D!CK incurred by the execution of that move...or the hole in your mattress...

 

[bacillus]

are you using viagra toothpaste to brush your teeth??

 

[tommigsr]

<< are you using viagra toothpaste to brush your teeth?? >>



LOL! i feel ya man (not feeling you like that...) haha, morning HARDONS are the worst, especially when someone tries to wake you up..and you tell them you can't get out...LOL (i can't get up...i have problems) and there's a bump on the blanket!

 

[jehh]

<< Check my Profile! >>



Hahaha...

You know what I meant...

Kendall is my former business partner... She and I ran a business together for over 5 years... The business was fine, but we had to part company anyway... She is otherwise taken... That was 10 months ago, I'm still getting over it...

Ok, I admit it, I'm stupid... Throw the tomatos at your leasiure...

BTW, Kendall is her first name, not her last like yours...

Jason