Is there a cure for morning wood?... :)

[aphex]

Just sorta wondering... Yes, i admit it, i suffer from this problem.....

I was thinkin about it after i accidentally knocked some stuff off my counter while brushing my teeth.

Anyone else? Know a cure?

 

[rgwalt]

Masterbation

Ryan

 

[yobarman]

i take a shower.

 

[MichaelD]

..........Yes, evening lovin'

 

[aphex]

Too early for me dude... I cant get my yank on at 8:30 am...

 

[GodBlessTheUSA]

Hit it with a hammer

 

[CuriousAndy]

take that piss

i only get morning wood when i wake up with the urge to go peeeeeee

~andy

 

[firestar46]

<< I was thinkin about it after i accidentally knocked some stuff off my counter while brushing my teeth. >>



My cure...knocking UP your mother, and then neffing about it.

j/k...or am I

 

[Tripleshot]

Ice water liberally applied.

 

[jonMEGA]

have your gf/wife give you some lovin'

 

[khtm]

<< Hit it with a hammer >>

 

[StageLeft]

Not really a cure, but there is a treatment. Its kind of a hands-on approach.

 

[kassy]

<< after i accidentally knocked some stuff off my counter while brushing my teeth. >>



haha, I'm impressed.
Just curious, how far back on the counter was the 'stuff' that you knocked off ?

 

[Viper GTS]

Morning sex.

Of course for 90% of us here that's not an option.

Viper GTS

 

[Shagger]

Like every other muscle cramp - you need to massage it...

Or, have someone else massage it for you!

 

[jehh]

<< Masterbation

Ryan >>



Actually, that seems to work rather well...

Jason

 

[Draco]

You can either make sure your bladder is empty before you go to bed, or just take a piss when you get up.

The reason it happens, and it happens to everyone, is because your bladder often fills up over night and puts pressure on your prostate, thus w00d.

 

[Reliant]

Agreed with Viper....it will be years before I will ever get morning lovin...

 

[Lucky]

i dont think there is a cure...i got one at 7:30 and I still have it. make it go away!!!!

 

[jehh]

<< You can either make sure your bladder is empty before you go to bed, or just take a piss when you get up.

The reason it happens, and it happens to everyone, is because your bladder often fills up over night and puts pressure on your prostate, thus w00d. >>



Not always... I almost never get them unless I've had a sex dream... God those are so much fun, you get to have sex with people you have NO chance with in real life... It always sucks to wake up and go, "oh damm..."

Lately I've been having way too many sex dreams about Kendall... I need to stop doing that... Sigh... :|

Jason

 

[StageLeft]

Lately I've been having way too many sex dreams about Kendall... I need to stop doing that... Sigh...

Before bed tonight go look at pics of Shannon Elizabeth

 

[StormRider]

<< Like every other muscle cramp - you need to massage it...
>>



Yes, you are supposed to massage any stiff muscles to help loosen it up. Keep massaging it. Sometimes there is an infection in your muscle. If there is an infection, it will shoot out some white or yellowish pus while you are massaging it. If it does do that you should see a doctor immediately.

 

[Brutuskend]

<< Lately I've been having way too many sex dreams about Kendall... I need to stop doing that... Sigh... >>



QUIT having SEX dreams about me!!!

One sure fire cure!
Before you go to sleep at night, put a STRONG rubber band around the offending member!
This can also be used as a precursor to a SEX change operation!

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Termites? Either that or have this made into a poster and hang it over your bed.

 

[clarkmo]

Morning bj.:Q