Minor offenses are all civil. For instance if you get caught with 2 oz of MJ (which is a lot of pot) 15 times you pay an escalating fine but no jail time. Clearly this person is a dealer but parents need to be responsible for keeping their kids drug-free. Adults that want to be toasted should be allowed to do it. If you get caught committing a true offense (against a person) while under the influence you multiply the fine but the perp stays on the street so he can work off the money he owes the state and his victim.
Prostitution . . . good old shame. Mount cameras in the areas frequented by "johns" and their hosts and then broadcast live to cable access. Audit all hourly rate motels and fine them if evidence shows they knowingly cater to such business. Now I don't want to run these hard working women out of business so decriminalize prostitution. Basically ignore it unless it is on the street. License brothels . . . safer for everyone involved.
B&E, larceny, embezzlement, or fraud earns you hard labor filling some crappy job for a wage sufficient to survive while paying back your victim (with interest). How about Ken Lay as assistant janitor at your school?
Aggravated assault, unarmed carjacking, strong-arm robbery earns you inpatient re-education ala A Clockwork Orange. 2 hours of Barney, 2 hours of weaving, 4 hours of school, 8 hours of work duty, and 8 hours of sleep along with your three hots and a cot.
Use any kind of weapon earns you 1 year for each person you threaten . . . 10 years per person if you use a gun.
Manslaughter 10-20 minimum based on circumstances.
Rape and murder earns you life imprisonment no opportunity for parole.
So I've abolished the death penalty, locked up all violent felons for life, and reduced the prison population. Now everyone can go get stoned and scrog.