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We're 120 days into Obama's first term, and the hysterics from the right continue.
By now, everyone is already aware of Obama's plan to ban all guns and ammo, first-person-shooters and Super-Soakers, and melt down any remaining stock to make 2012 commemorative plates.
And Obama's pro-baby-killer stance means America won't be spared Zombie Jesus's wrath during the End Of Days.
But have you heard the latest news? I hear Obama's going to increase mileage standards! Hes gonna ban r trucks an r gunz! All he has to do now is outlaw hound-dogs and the country music industry will be dead overnight.
I hear he's going after the credit card industry with reforms as well. Sonofabitch! Those credit card companies are a wholesome as they come, why are they being targeted? America isn't really America without universal default clauses and predatory lending practices. And besides, it's not like these credit card companies are building their asset portfolios on bad credit like the mortgage industry; let's trust them to do the right thing.
A similar topic is already in progress in regards to the performance of Obama thus far.
What Grade Do you Give Mr Obama for His First 100 Days?
By now, everyone is already aware of Obama's plan to ban all guns and ammo, first-person-shooters and Super-Soakers, and melt down any remaining stock to make 2012 commemorative plates.
And Obama's pro-baby-killer stance means America won't be spared Zombie Jesus's wrath during the End Of Days.
But have you heard the latest news? I hear Obama's going to increase mileage standards! Hes gonna ban r trucks an r gunz! All he has to do now is outlaw hound-dogs and the country music industry will be dead overnight.
I hear he's going after the credit card industry with reforms as well. Sonofabitch! Those credit card companies are a wholesome as they come, why are they being targeted? America isn't really America without universal default clauses and predatory lending practices. And besides, it's not like these credit card companies are building their asset portfolios on bad credit like the mortgage industry; let's trust them to do the right thing.
A similar topic is already in progress in regards to the performance of Obama thus far.
What Grade Do you Give Mr Obama for His First 100 Days?