Is the glass half full or half empty?

[vshah]

v0te

-Vivan

 

[vshah]

cmon you know you want to vote

 

[Colt45]

definitely half empty

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Colt45
definitely half empty

because you drank the first half of the beer?

 

[Colt45]

beer would be a good idea.

 

[UnoSigmaPi]

:beer:

 

[dababus]

the glass is broken now.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: dababus
the glass is broken now.

ouch i stepped on glass

 

[Savarak]

its not about the size of the glass, its that the SPOON IS TOO BIG

 

[DeeKnow]

that would depend on how you define empty, i think

 

[Schadenfreude]

It's neither or . . . it's just that the can/nottle/jug/keg your poured it from is much too small.

It's true. I win.

 

[Judgement]

It depends on whats in the glass.

 

[kalster]

completely empty

 

[DanTMWTMP]

i'd drink it...that'd be nice.

 

[OCNewbie]

Depends if your goal is to fill it or empty it.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Break the glass! --Anarchist
Save the water! --Environmentalist
The glass is twice as large as it needs to be. --Engineer

 

[Megadeth]

I'm feeling optimistic today

 

[NuclearNed]

What's in the glass? It makes a difference.

Lets say that you are being forced at gunpoint to drink the entire contents:
If the glass contains 5 day old rhinoceros semen, then the glass is half full.
If the glass contains an incredibly expensive wine, then the glass is half empty.
If the glass contains water, then it depends on how thirsty I am.

 

[maziwanka]

you're turning into freedomsbeat

 

[DurocShark]

Improperly designed.

We need to assemble a tiger team to analyze the challenge, and define requirements to reach a ISO 9001 and Sorbanes / Oxley compliant solution. Then we can identify the skills needed to meet the requirements, and assign a project manager and engineers to the project, using MS Project and Niku to manage the project. We need to define phases and rollout dates, and get management approval for the budget.

When it's all done, we'll have a glass that is just right, cost $22.4 million, and took 6 months to complete.

 

[DnetMHZ]

I don't see any stupid glass...

 

[crooked22]

this poll is flawed.

the fact is, any container can never be half full, as that is an misnomer.
the truth is, the glass is either full, empty or anywhere in between.

therefore, i take a piss on your glass and break it with my supernatural ultrachill urine.