Originally posted by: Lonyo
Originally posted by: yobarman
Without seeing the movie, we can only assume that this will be the most ridiculous movie in recent years. The movie needs no explanation...it's snakes, and they're on a plane.
Originally posted by: JackBurton
Which supports my theory, no matter how moronic the movie, some moron will be willing to PAY to see it. This was a SNL skit for God sake. I can't belive people are willing to pay for this crap.
You two are morons, and here is why:
Titanic.
Titanic was about a big boat sinking, everyone and thei rgrandmother knew what was going to happen, but people paid a LOT of money to see it.
If people are willing to pay to see Titanic, they are as hell are going to pay to see a movie called "Snakes on a plane".
Titanic was a romance. A bad romance.
Snakes on a Plane is senseless fun.
There are a few very good reasons that people are going to see Snakes on a Plane, and I will itemize them below.
1) We're fvcking sick of seeing the same thing we saw once, twice, or a FVCKING DOZEN times before - Every damned "blockbuster" movie these days is either a remake, or a sequel, or a movie based on comic books, or a sequel to a movie based on comic books, or a remake of a movie based on comic books, or a remake of a sequel of a movie based on comic books. And it's definitely NOT a WW2 movie.
2) It's not a movie with any deep and thoughtful meaning. Young adult males are currently being buried under a landslide of media telling us to be more responsible, think more, feel more. These pressures are slowly eroding our ability to cut loose and enjoy life. Snakes on a Plane is an outlet for these desires.
3) The marketing is honest. It *IS* the only movie that's going to give you snakes on a plane.
4) It doesn't fit any of the "popular" (i.e. beaten into the ground) formulas for movies. It's not a sports comedy. It's not a sports drama. It's not a romance. It's not a romantic thriller. It's not a horror comedy. It's not an OMGWTF tits, ass and gore porn-horror flick, it isn't a movie starring Adam Sandler. It's not about an epic journey. It's snakes. On a plane. It's not a disaster movie. It's not retelling a news story. It's snakes. On a plane. The closest movie I can think of is Red Eye - and that was about a stalker-terrorist-douchebag on a plane. That invokes the news, and it had all kinds of drama attached. Snakes, on the other hand, are disconnected from reality. They represent generic evil and danger. They're something we can all be afraid of if we want, regardless of our religious and political standings. You can be a friggin' terrorist, on your way to board a plane and blow it to pieces, stop off at the theater and watch Snakes on a Plane - or a federal air marshall, on his way to the same flight, not knowing that he's going to end up shooting the person he's sitting next to at the movie.
5) It has one thing that is universally REALLY, REALLY cool. Samuel L. Jackson.
You know why Pirates of the Carribean rocked? Because it fit all the above criterons. It wasn't a rehash, it was pure senseless fun hearkening back to when we were all kids watching Bambi. The movie didn't pretend to be something it wasn't. And it was a completely new and different formula. Pirates hadn't been done in a loooong, loooong time, much less a pirate drama-comedy-romance. And while it may not have Samuel L Jackson, Pirates had.... PIRATES!