Is Santa Claus a pedophile?

[RoloMather]

Because he knows which children are being naughty?

Hmmm :hmm:

 

[UberNeuman]

No, but I think Santa's a prick for allowing the other reindeer to torment poor Rudolph...

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Incoming coal!

 

[TallBill]

I got fucking hammered with santa last friday.

 

[grrl]

Shouldn't your name be TrolloMather?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Of course not, if he was he would have gone into the priesthood so he could be around kids every day instead of just at Christmas.

 

[Modular]

I got fucking hammered with santa last friday.

That wasn't Santa...I was hammered with Santa

 

[IronWing]

Because he knows which children are being naughty?

Hmmm :hmm:

I'm telling your mom you post this crap.

 

[OCGuy]

Some of them are.

http://www.urlesque.com/2009/12/07/sketchy-santas/

 

[OCGuy]

That wasn't Santa...I was hammered with Santa

Just because he was fat and had you sit on his lap and tell him what you wanted doesnt mean it was Santa.

 

[KeithTalent]

Some of them are.

http://www.urlesque.com/2009/12/07/sketchy-santas/

Hahaha, the one with the kid with the black eye made me lol.

KT

 

[Fayd]

Hahaha, the one with the kid with the black eye made me lol.

KT

nah, it was the nitwit with the saxophone that made me lol.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Shouldn't your name be TrolloMather?

I think he is only 12.

 

[RESmonkey]

all in favor of banning op, say yay.

 

[FelixDeCat]

all in favor of banning op, say yay.

An early Christmas?

 

[shortylickens]

Theres no way in hell this thread could go badly.

 

[SunSamurai]

I got fucking hammered by santa last friday.

fixt

 

[Paratus]

Well let's see:

We have an S an A an N a T and another A.

Oh! Look what happens when you put the T at the end.

Who could it be? I really don't know.
Could it beeeeee

S A T A N!

copyright D. Carvey

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Of course not, if he was he would have gone into the priesthood so he could be around kids every day instead of just at Christmas.

 

[Beev]

Note to self: Look for future career as Santa...

 

[lxskllr]

Well let's see:

We have an S an A an N a T and another A.

Oh! Look what happens when you put the T at the end.

Who could it be? I really don't know.
Could it beeeeee

S A T A N!

copyright D. Carvey