Is Russ ever serious?

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snow patrol

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I know it's childish but...Hubbs, that comment about Russ' nuts genuinely had me laughing out loud :D (But then, so do most of Russ' posts :))
 

Russ

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snow patrol,

You and me both. It took me this long to respond to it because I was laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!! Good one, hubbster!:D

Russ, NCNE
 

BigToque

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We all know that your jelous cuz you have wrinkly nuts and he doesn't

LMAOPIMP!!!

AAAAAAA HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

Thats the first thing I've ever read at these boards and actually laughed outloud!
 

FlashG

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I don?t want to belabor the obvious but?.

How would hubbs know the state of Russ?s gonads?

What a revolting development this is.

BTW,
Russ stuff ain?t cheap. And he DOES support what he sells a he!! Of a lot better than the bargain spread.
 

Pennstate

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Russ is probably happy that people still think he has nuts. He overclocked them so much when he was young that he got a bad case of testicular cancer at age 58. Testicularectomy was the result. Russ put his wrinkly nuts in a jar, and gave it to hubbs as a soivenior. That's why Hubb knows so much about them.
 

DAM

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA



man this is some of the funniest stuff ive seen in a long ass time. :)



thanks, made my night.




dam()
 

Farbio

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lmao at pennstate



i just keep thinking of big daddy here....

and his wrinkled ball too!!
 

GreenBeret

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RUSS << You're a complete and utter moron. >>


LTK <<Oh I know Russ, I was even thinking of putting it in my sig so you wouldn't have to repeat it over and over again. >>

Don't worry, i got you covered
 

Pennstate

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It isn't a laughing matter folks. It was a serious HEAT PROBLEM from his Overclocking. Back in the days, Aqua Lube wasn't available. Enormous amount of friction was generated due to Russ running them Out Of Spec; especially with the abnormally contoured surface. At first he though a little Burn-In would make things go more smoothly, but that was later proven to be a myth. Hindsight is 20/20. He said he should have tried LAPPING to get better results.
 

Fathom4

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LMAO @ Hubbs and Pennstate Good ones guys.

As for Russ, he's serious when the mood or topic call for it otherwise the guy's sharp sarcastic wit cracks me up.

As for his prices, you won't find anyone that will give you better support than Russ and sometimes that type of service cost a bit more. But you know the old saying; &quot;you get what you pay for.&quot;

Hell he probably sent Hubbs a warranty card with his nuts.
 

dennilfloss

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Talking of &quot;Nuts!&quot;, I have a feeling that Russ might indeed be related to General McAuliffe. However, it is a well known fact that Russ lost the Battle of The Bulge in 1986 when ouflanked by three giant souffl&eacute;s au gratin.

Lady Marmalade (Labelle)
 

Russ

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You guys are killing me!!!!! Aqua Lube? Bwuahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Russ, NCNE
 

dennilfloss

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Russ is soon to star in a Dura Lube commercial. They're going to freeze his nuts in a block of ice, parade a nude Jeri Ryan in front of him and see if they still can start. Now I think that we can begin to understand his admiration for the Teflon president, yet his disdain for Slick Willy is likely to cause friction amongst this readership.

Shades Of Grey (P.K. Limited)
 

Chooie

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Ohh.. too.. funny.. kidneys.. hurt.. (insert old :[/b]P here)

I just see Russ' nuts on the mantle at Hubbers house... what a conversation piece that is! Oi... must stop laughing...
 

M00T

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Russ is seriously addicted to RC5... I mean come'on. Look at his crack rack. I could think of hundreds of better uses for all that hardware.
 

Engineer

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<< Russ is seriously addicted to RC5... I mean come'on. Look at his crack rack. I could think of hundreds of better uses for all that hardware. >>



There is NO better use :)....except to change the e-mail that it cracks under ;)