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is running someone over illegal?

Freejack2

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Parody Thread!

You'd have to check the points system.
You get in trouble for low point easy ones. If you hit grandma crossing the street you only get one point.

Now on the other hand the highest points is awarded to rear ending a Hells Angel biker doing 180 on the interstate and then surviving for a week while every member of the Hells Angels tries to end your life.

Generally the cutoff is anything over, and including, sucessfully running over an M1 tank. :D
 

Alchemist99

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please of course it isn't, now if you run over them and hurt them the answer would be yes.
It's kinda like pulling the table cloth out from under the dishes without disturbing them ,you just have to do it really fast!
 

TheBoyBlunder

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It's 10 points if they're eldery, 50 points if they're somewhat burdended (and not elderly), 60 points if they're of working age and not burdened, and 100 points if they look like they can run pretty quick.


*this post was a poor attempt at sarcasm.
 

Glitchny

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Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
It's 10 points if they're eldery, 50 points if they're somewhat burdended (and not elderly), 60 points if they're of working age and not burdened, and 100 points if they look like they can run pretty quick.


*this post was a poor attempt at sarcasm.

what if they are kids? or if someone hits them with a door we play that as if its a bonus
 

Alchemist99

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Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
It's 10 points if they're eldery, 50 points if they're somewhat burdended (and not elderly), 60 points if they're of working age and not burdened, and 100 points if they look like they can run pretty quick.


*this post was a poor attempt at sarcasm.

what if they are kids? or if someone hits them with a door we play that as if its a bonus

iirc it's based on the number of bounces you get.
 

TheBoyBlunder

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Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Originally posted by: Glitchny
Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
It's 10 points if they're eldery, 50 points if they're somewhat burdended (and not elderly), 60 points if they're of working age and not burdened, and 100 points if they look like they can run pretty quick.


*this post was a poor attempt at sarcasm.

what if they are kids? or if someone hits them with a door we play that as if its a bonus

iirc it's based on the number of bounces you get.

Yeah, the more bounces you get, the more bonus points you get. I was told 5 points per bounce, but I've heard as little as 1 as much as 10.
 

Glitchny

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never played wiuth bounced but we delcared a kid king when he wired model rockets to shoot of his hood if he pushed a button on his dash, that was great sh!t
 

Evadman

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This reminded me of a really bad racist joke.
 

NeoPTLD

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What happened to the shop keeper who drove over the suspects' get-away Civic or something?