throw in a few "teh"s and F-bombs...& you're golden
also, end the post in a dramatic fashion, with a lot of glee and raging psychopathic babble.
99% of them aren't drunk. They are pretending and trying to act "cool".
you can do etfuckin golden brah ,but i cant make with teh glee and and rage at same time.
esplain pls