Is miracle whip bad for my health?

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  1. FortFunFoSho

    FortFunFoSho Golden Member

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    It shrinks your testicles to 50% their original size within weeks. It's up to you whether that's bad or not.
     
  3. amnesiac

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    Turn the bottle around. See that list of numbers? That's called NUTRITION INFORMATION.

    Read it; it answers your question.
     
  4. DeafeningSilence

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    I know this: it's good fo' yo' mouth! :D
     
  5. ElFenix

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    that stuff tastes horrible. real mayo is much much better.
     
  6. StageLeft

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    EDIT: oops. I don't know why those posts seem like a good idea at the time.
     
  7. Beau

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    Mayo's better
     
  8. 308nato

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    Miracle Whip is crap.


    You should be using Hellman's which is real mayonnaise.
     
  9. GagHalfrunt

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    Short of drinking liquified bacon, there's not much that's worse for your health than mayo. Screw it though, I'd rather die 5 years sooner than live without Helmann's
     
  10. FoBoT

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    no , it is good tasting, so it is good for you
    eat all you want, they will make more
     
  11. 308nato

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    The last 5 years of your life are the ones where you wear diapers and other people wipe your butt for you anyway. Not worth prolonging the agony by not eating lots of mayo.



     
  12. radioouman

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    I don't like condiments that have to be blasted with ultrasonic waves to keep from seperating.
     
  13. yobarman

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    Miracle Whip makes a great lubricant..
     
  14. Shelly21

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    I didn't know that's fake mayo.
     
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    That hints towards my original post :) And no I haven't tried it though.

     
  16. radioouman

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    BLAH!!! Holy crap that would be nasty. Of course it might only be slightly different from putting tartar sauce on fish.
     
  17. BaDaBooM

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    :confused: I thought Miracle Whip was mayonaise? What is the difference? Is it kind of like the difference between butter and margerine?
     
  18. radioouman

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    Miracle Whip is tangy. It tastes like mayonaise that has gone bad.
     
  19. FortFunFoSho

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    The reason I posted this is because I was under the impression that miracle whip was better for your health...

     
  20. Jugernot

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    Read the damed label... it's pure fat. Of course it's bad for your health. That goes for mayo too...

    Jugs