Is Masturbation wrong in the eyes of God?

[HiveMaster]

If heaven is full of people who don't masturbate, then I don't wanna be there...
Because I have seen the people here who say they don't...

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Originally posted by: jjones

Yet nowhere in the Bible is masturbation mentioned

In that case, it's always nice just to make up whatever answer that suits your needs.

I agree. Isn't fascinating how that works?!

 

[Slacker]

<a target=new class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/Songs/song15.htm">Every sperm is sacred.
</a>

<a target=new class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.geocities.com/poetsplace_99/documents/doc282b.htm">It was
also written that it is better to cast your seed
into the belly of a whore than to cast it on the
ground for the dogs to drink.</a>

 

[JellyBaby]

If masturbation is wrong I don't want to be right!

Seriously, I think the government should declare a War on Masturbation. That way it could spend tens of billions of our dollars on mandated home-monitoring equipment. General Electric could make Private Parts Cameras and sell them to the feds for $2,000 each (cost to make: $.50).

Ban boxers, require briefs. That should please the social engineers and thus liberal democrats are made happy.

The religious right would be very happy they're making the country a cleaner, less-Satan-filled place. Right-wing republicans are made happy.

I see it as a "win-win" for everyone who counts.

 

[Dudd]

Alright, I'll be the first to say it. What is this pic? I haven't seen it.

 

[Rainsford]

Originally posted by: dparker

Originally posted by: Rainsford

Originally posted by: ohtwell
What could be wrong with killing a few kittens every now and then?




: ) Amanda

Guess I get to join the ranks of people who finally get your sig. I've seen the picture, but I didn't connect it to your sig until now. Heh, good stuff.

Ok, I'm stilll lost. What picture? What does her sig mean?

http://www.chrisroyle.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/monsterkitten.jpg All your questions will be answered here.

 

[Isla]

Ahhhhhh....

My husband has real hang ups about this. I grew up feeling very natural about the big M and he grew up feeling like it was a big sin. And that attitude extended to his whole VIEW of sex... I tried to talk dirty to him once and he got mad at me....and that wasn't even that long ago! It has taken 10 years of being married to me to help remove the corncob of shame from his butt.... and we are still working on it.

<---teaching her kids that masturbation is fine until you find someone you really love and have a committment with... and then masturbation is still ok when you need to.

 

[wfbberzerker]

i read somewhere that 99% of men kill kittens and 76% of women do.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: toph99

Is Masturbation wrong in the eyes of God?

if i believed in an omnipotent entity, i certainly wouldn't aim for his eye when whacking one off...

LOL; That was great.

 

[Sepen]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
i read somewhere that 99% of men kill kittens and 76% of women do.

Damn, I killed kitten last week..must have been Tuesday.