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is Jesus the coolest character in The Big Lebowski?

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: chrisms
Lebowski is the coolest character. That's why they made a movie about him

By that logic, friggin' Kazaam could be the coolest character. :roll:

Which character in the movie Kazaam was cooler than the title character?
 
What's this day of rest sh!t? What's this bullsh!t? I don't fvckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fvcks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fvcked you in the ass Saturday. I fvck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
 
Best exchange in the movie:

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fvcked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fvck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh!t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fvcking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fvcks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude
 
QUINTANA: What's this "day of rest" shit?!

(Walter looks at him innocently.)

QUINTANA: What's this bullsh!t? I don't fvcking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fvcks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! [Forced laugh] I would've fvcked you in the ass Saturday. I'll fvck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
 
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