Is it wrong for me to treat my co-workers so badly?

[StageLeft]

I have a rather filthy habit that I adopted early last year. You see I workout and as a result I desire to eat a lot of protein. I think we all know what protein does. Well to me its worse. What I end up doing is having to swap the upholstered chairs I use with a co-worker every couple of days when they are not looking, so that I have a fresh one. I can't help it! Am I the only one? I fear I am.

 

[GodBlessTheUSA]

It's wrong that you must have massive skidmarks.

 

[Tauren]

Maybe Beano can help. I know it's for vegetables, but you may want to look into it.

 

[Jzero]

<< I have a rather filthy habit that I adopted early last year. You see I workout and as a result I desire to eat a lot of protein. I think we all know what protein does. Well to me its worse. What I end up doing is having to swap the upholstered chairs I use with a co-worker every couple of days when they are not looking, so that I have a fresh one. I can't help it! Am I the only one? I fear I am. >>



Robert, is that you? You live in Philly, not Huntsville, though....weird....


You're not the only one....

 

[trmiv]

You are a very bad man.

 

[StageLeft]

No skid marks since I was a kid!

 

[MichaelD]

ROFLMAO! Coworker\<----comes back from lunch, plops down on chair and big, green plume of protein-enriched smelly fart comes out and evelopes his head! LOL!!!!! Pee-yeeeewwww! You meanie! Smell your own darn farts! Protein boy! EEEeeeeewwwwwwww!

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Do you really wanna know what some of your coworkers might have done to their chairs? I think not...

 

[mithrandir2001]

It reminds me of that standup comic joke that goes more or less "why on earth would want to use something (airplane seat cushion) that reeks of beer farts as a floatation device"?

 

[Descartes]

Honestly, I don't understand how anyone of age (> 2yo ) could successfully execute a skidmark. Is it a laziness thing? Are some so preoccupied on the toilet that they jump up and forget they haven't taken the appropriate precautions to avoid skidmarks?

I move to add the following to all packaging for toilet paper:

Caveat:
This product is not autonomous, it does in fact take human exertion to successfully remove the soil from your body. Please remain seated until there are no perceptible remnants of soil.

 

[Psylence]

Yes it's wrong. And it's also wrong for you to share your disgusting habit with the rest of us.

 

[sprockkets]

use that spray stuff that gets rid of odors on fabric

 

[BigJohnKC]

<< It reminds me of that standup comic joke that goes more or less "why on earth would want to something (airplane seat cushion) that reeks of beer farts as a floatation device"? >>



That was George Carlin - "Yeah, that's what I wanna do....float around the North Atlantic for a few days clinging to a pillow full of beer farts!"
He also has a bit about joining the "Fart Retrieval League" - "hey, next time you're in a hotel lobby, why not jump up and down on a seat cushion and free a fart!"

 

[luv2chill]

LMAO!!! Heh!! All your coworkers are probably going crazy thinking they have stank ass...

Get your company to deploy Herman Miller Aeron chairs (with the mesh seating surface), in the interest of public health!

l2c

 

[Slacker]

ASS Dont Smell?, But your ass doesnt smell, ....EXACTLY!

 

[Kewlb]

I enjoy teaching my fellow co-workers how to do a power thrust situp. Its quite a complicated task. For most effectivness you have to keep your eyes closed with a towel over your eyes. Now you arch your back for 10 seconds then slowly lower it then do a situp really quickly.

too funny when one of their noses winds up in one of the other co-workers ass.

 

[Jfur]

Maybe one of the chairs you steal will have been *involved* in a heavy-duty porn-viewing session :Q

 

[blakeatwork]

I suggest plastic wrap...might be noisy...but it works.... (trust me...

 

[yakko]

<< It reminds me of that standup comic joke that goes more or less "why on earth would want to use something (airplane seat cushion) that reeks of beer farts as a floatation device"? >>

It wouldn't bother me if I was staying alive.


Descartes,

Sometimes when you are out bike riding and the fart comes out a little wet you leave one.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Dude, get a plastic bag/seat cover or something and put it on your chair...

 

[yobarman]

<< I enjoy teaching my fellow co-workers how to do a power thrust situp. Its quite a complicated task. For most effectivness you have to keep your eyes closed with a towel over your eyes. Now you arch your back for 10 seconds then slowly lower it then do a situp really quickly.

too funny when one of their noses winds up in one of the other co-workers ass. >>




Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahah that is the funniest thing i've read alll weak hahahahahahaahah! brilliant! hahaha!

 

[ggavinmoss]

I'm flabergasted that so many of you support him! Jeeez!

Sick.

-geoff

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

I am laughing my a$$ off here!

 

[kikokam]

LOL... i wouldnt want to be your co-worker though

 

[SSP]

<< Yes it's wrong. And it's also wrong for you to share your disgusting habit with the rest of us. >>



Ditto.