Is it true that FBI agents are not allowed to ever drink?

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Reckoner

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Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
no

What do you base your answer on? Ten years with the Bureau?

Having studied, followed, and gone through the FBI application process with them.

I have always maintained you can be anything you want on the internet...rofl

Try using a little reading comprehension next time, dumbass.
 

TheGizmo

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Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: Quasmo
they can't have sex either.

Can't even brush their teeth. :(

I heard if they don't brush their teeth they're allowed to drink. Why else do you think there are so many drunken no teeth beggers on the streets of major cities. They're undercover man. Plus they need money for hookers and donuts.. or sometimes for the occasional fines they are given for public whanking. I mean they are feds, they do get away with the whanking sometimes...
 
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They are allowed to drink, but I've known several FBI agents who didn't, because they are not allowed to carry weapons if they are drinking at all. The FBI lifestyle is pretty monastic for many serious FBI agents.
 

thepd7

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
no

What do you base your answer on? Ten years with the Bureau?

Having studied, followed, and gone through the FBI application process with them.

I have always maintained you can be anything you want on the internet...rofl

He didn't say he was an agent. Just that he had gone through the application process.

I took this to mean he was referring to the homoerotic nature of yall's exchange but I could be wrong.
 

Vic

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Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
no

What do you base your answer on? Ten years with the Bureau?

Having studied, followed, and gone through the FBI application process with them.

I have always maintained you can be anything you want on the internet...rofl

I am Batman!
 

invidia

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They are so self disciplined, you do not know if they are drunk or not. They have that much control over it. Same goes when they get high.