Is it safe to eat hotdogs* that have air in the package? [UPDATED WITH PICTURES]

bhanson

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[edit] Updated: I decided not to eat the hotdogs*, but I also neglected to expend the physical effort required to throw them away. Result:

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I have a brand new package of hotdogs* in the fridge but there appears to be a substantial amount of air in the package.

This is the type of package they're in:

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Except instead of the package being firmly enclosed around the wieners there's enough room for them to slide around and I can even separate them. Normally the plastic is firmly securing the dogs. I cannot recall if I purchased them this way or not since I did not look.

There is no smell and I can find no apparent hole in the package. The expiration date is no where near.

Are these safe to eat?

*Soy Protein Veggie Links
 
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Newbian

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Nope... any food touching air is something you should never eat as it's a danger.
 

WaTaGuMp

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What the fuck am I suppose to do now, everything I eat touches air before it reaches my mouth?
 

Pardus

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cook hotdogs in oven at 375 deg for 20 mins, anything that was living on it is now dead and only adds to the flavor. add mustard, onions, relish and enjoy.
 

bhanson

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My cooking involves sticking them in the microwave for 20 seconds.

This is about the extent of my cooking effort currently.
 

nanette1985

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I sure hope so. I've been eating them that way since I was little. If it's not okay, then I must have died.

Which answers the question, is there ATOT in the afterlife? Yup.
 

brainhulk

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if they packaged cabbage with those dogs, you would have sauerkraut now too
 

HamburgerBoy

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Before you do decide to expend the physical effort to throw them away, poke the bag with a pin needle and report back on what the contents smell like.
 

PottedMeat

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i came in here thinking it was vacuum packed hot dogs and the air was due to the packaging being pierced... but that shit looks like bacteria partyin' down.

but it's lame ass veggie bacteria so it's A-OK to eat. :twisted: