Is it possible to kill someone in heaven?

[jhu]

I've worked pretty hard so far and I think I'll make it to heaven this time. But one thing I miss doing is hacking people to death with my chainsaw. Will this be possible in heaven?

 

[IronWing]

It wouldn't be heaven if you couldn't.

 

[FoBoT]

too many variables, but i'll go with 'unlikely'

 

[Fritzo]

Yes. But they become alive again. They discourage it because it causes a lot of paperwork.

 

[sixone]

I've worked pretty hard so far and I think I'll make it to heaven this time. But one thing I miss doing is hacking people to death with my chainsaw. Will this be possible in heaven?

How do you plan to get the chainsaw into heaven in the first place?

 

[Train]

Yes, but they have infinite respawn.

Forget paintball, you could play with real guns and have a blast.

 

[IronWing]

I imagine the streets of heaven as broad, tree shaded, paved with bricks of gold, and running with the blood of the thousands, thousands, ten times thousands of bicyclists and pedestrians I just plowed through like a water skiing pitbull.

 

[sixone]

Yes, but they have infinite respawn.

Forget paintball, you could play with real guns and have a blast.

But pink paint balls would be so much more decorative.

 

[Exterous]

But pink paint balls would be so much more decorative.

And who says the bullets can't leave pretty pink mists and colorations - esp after going throuh someone?

 

[sixone]

And who says the bullets can't leave pretty pink mists and colorations - esp after going throuh someone?

Those kinds of pretty pink mists have a bad habit of turning brown.

 

[vshah]

yes, did it in diablo 3 yesterday.

 

[SillyOReilly]

It's not possible to kill someone in a place that doesn't exist.

 

[Exterous]

Those kinds of pretty pink mists have a bad habit of turning brown.

Well, now you are just getting picky

 

[mmntech]

Only if you possess the Blades of Chaos.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Yes. But they become alive again. They discourage it because it causes a lot of paperwork.

One would think that heaven would get with the times - paperwork is sooo last century. I wonder what OS they'd go with...

 

[Anonemous]

yes, did it in diablo 3 yesterday.

but was it inferno heaven?

 

[alkemyst]

just push them off the cloud, gravity will handle the rest.

 

[Kadarin]

Jesus will smite thee if you try.

 

[FDF12389]

Jeez man just let the devil be with Saddam already.

 

[Ausm]

I would skip Heaven to come back in my second life as a dildo.

 

[Sonikku]

Even if you were bought by a gay guy?

 

[BoomerD]

Even if you were bought by a gay guy?

Now that's a shitty thing to suggest...

 

[JTsyo]

Just the two that got into heaven without dying.