is it possible to get aids from a toilet?

[brianmanahan]

sometimes i really have to take a #2 in public places, but havent done it since the late 90s because of the whole aids outbreak.

is it possible to get aids from a toliet, or can i safely use them? cuz holding it for 16 hours is pushing the very limits of what i am capable of.

 

[chimaxi83]

No, its perfectly safe. Make sure you have an open wound on your ass cheeks before sitting down, though. It helps with immunity.

 

[SSSnail]

Yes, you can get AIDS from a toilet, if you have unprotected sex with said toilet, and the toilet has AIDS.

Point is, don't let the toilet sex you.

 

[SunnyD]

:hmm:

Yes, yes it is.

:twisted:

 

[AreaCode707]

Yes, and this is why all women have AIDS now.

 

[brianmanahan]

Yes, and this is why all women have AIDS now.

all of them? come on son

 

[AreaCode707]

all of them? come on son

All women sit on toilets, all toilets give you AIDS. I would know, since I'm female. I have AIDS and syphilis from public toilets.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

 

[lxskllr]

It's ok. Just don't sit down before the other guy gets up ;^)

 

[brianmanahan]

ive thought about trying to go without sitting down, maybe using it like a squat toliet

this is probably part of the chinese secret

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I think it is plausible that a man with severely wounded buttcheeks could contract HIV by wandering into the ladies' room at a scummy club/bar drunk, sitting on a seat covered in period blood from an AIDS ridden crack addict.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

Yes. Unless your hemorrhoids have stopped bleeding.

 

[Sluggo]

I too fear this, so I use the sink for #2 in public restrooms. I figure people most people never wash their hands unless someone is watching them, so the sink is probably the cleanest place in the restroom.

 

[jlee]

I too fear this, so I use the sink for #2 in public restrooms. I figure people most people never wash their hands unless someone is watching them, so the sink is probably the cleanest place in the restroom.

Until you get there, anyway. :hmm:

 

[SagaLore]

Yes absolutely, the splashback from flushing will eject the previous guy's bodily fluids onto your anus.

 

[NiteWulf]

I was taught as a child to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting down. Several years ago I read a sign in a McDonald's bathroom that said "Help prevent the spread of Hepatitis. Use a toilet seat cover."

That sold me permanently on the concept.

 

[corwin]

Does this question honestly need to be asked? Is this a parody of something I missed

 

[Fausto]

I think it is plausible that a man with severely wounded buttcheeks could contract HIV by wandering into the ladies' room at a scummy club/bar drunk, sitting on a seat covered in period blood from an AIDS ridden crack addict.

Highly unlikely. HIV is a very fragile virus and basically falls apart outside the host. This is why it's a BSL-2 organism instead of 4 or even 3.

 

[highland145]

It's ok. Just don't sit down before the other guy gets up ;^)

lol

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[Fausto]

OP seems to indicate it is possible to contract Full Retard from a toilet seat. Fascinating.

 

[Sentrosi2121]

is it possible to get aids from a toliet, or can i safely use them? cuz holding it for 16 hours is pushing the very limits of what i am capable of.

I was once a sitter like you. But then I took an AIDS shot in the knee.

 

[werepossum]

Yes, you can get AIDS from a toilet, if you have unprotected sex with said toilet, and the toilet has AIDS.

Point is, don't let the toilet sex you.

It's ok. Just don't sit down before the other guy gets up ;^)

I too fear this, so I use the sink for #2 in public restrooms. I figure people most people never wash their hands unless someone is watching them, so the sink is probably the cleanest place in the restroom.

LMAO

This thread delivers!

 

[Doppel]

Yes it's possible I got it!

 

[amdhunter]

Honestly, the chances are really slim, but not impossible.
You have a much greater risk of getting Herpes or Hepatitis though.

 

[jupiter57]

OP seems to indicate it is possible to contract Full Retard from a toilet seat. Fascinating.

Hell, I am already showing symptoms of Full Retard just from reading the OP's posts!