Is it legal...

[BlancoNino]

To eat human meat? I've always wondered this...

Discuss.

 

[yobarman]

I don't think so.

 

[TrueEevil]

I highly doubt it, how is said meat being obtained?

 

[Leros]

I'm gonna file this in "Don't Need To Know"

 

[confused1234]

if your a girl its perfectly legal and they do it all the time

 

[Ronstang]

Considering that terminology can be a euphemism for a sexual act I guess you would have to check individual state statutes for legacy laws......as to eating human flesh....yes it is illegal in this country.

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: TrueEevil
I highly doubt it, how is said meat being obtained?

Perhaps companies will give somebody X amount of money if that person agrees to donate his body to their company when he dies. If somebody came up to me and said "I will give you $10,000 right now if you agree to let us package your meat and sell it for people to eat." I would probably do it. The person would have to die of natural causes, and the person can't be really old when he dies either. Also, he can't be diseased...he has to be stabbed or strangled or possibly drowned to death.

 

[confused1234]

WHY do YOU WANT TO EAT HUMAN FLESH??????????

 

[Baked]

I miss manbeef.com

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: confused1234
WHY do YOU WANT TO EAT HUMAN FLESH??????????

WHY DID YOU CAPITALIZE ALL YOUR WORDS EXCEPT "DO"????????????????

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

No.

It's called "desecrating a corpse" and there are laws against that sort of activity. The only exceptions I can think of are extreme circumstances where you'd starve to death otherwise.

If the person is still alive... Well obviously nobody is going to voluntarily give up their meat for consumption.

 

[BlancoNino]

So it's illegal? That sucks...there's nothing fun to do in this country.

 

[confused1234]

uhh stop hanging out with the goths

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: confused1234
uhh stop hanging out with the goths

I had to hang out with them to keep my friendship status high. If I lost Mortimer as a friend I wouldn't have gotten that promotion as a General Practitioner.

 

[l6873]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

If the person is still alive... Well obviously nobody is going to voluntarily give up their meat for consumption.

ORLY?

Mr Meiwes told investigators he took Mr Brandes back to his home in Rotenburg, where Mr Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambéed and served up to eat together.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3286721.stm

 

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: confused1234
WHY do YOU WANT TO EAT HUMAN FLESH??????????

he never said he did.

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
The person would have to die of natural causes[...]he has to be stabbed or strangled or possibly drowned to death.

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
No.

It's called "desecrating a corpse" and there are laws against that sort of activity. The only exceptions I can think of are extreme circumstances where you'd starve to death otherwise.

If the person is still alive... Well obviously nobody is going to voluntarily give up their meat for consumption.

What if you like...cut off your own finger and ate it?

 

[Powermoloch]

under certain circumstances...like being trapped on a snowy mountain rom a plane crash.

 

[confused1234]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug

Originally posted by: confused1234
WHY do YOU WANT TO EAT HUMAN FLESH??????????

he never said he did.

"So it's illegal? That sucks...there's nothing fun to do in this country. "

 

[j00fek]

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: TrueEevil
I highly doubt it, how is said meat being obtained?

Perhaps companies will give somebody X amount of money if that person agrees to donate his body to their company when he dies. If somebody came up to me and said "I will give you $10,000 right now if you agree to let us package your meat and sell it for people to eat." I would probably do it. The person would have to die of natural causes, and the person can't be really old when he dies either. Also, he can't be diseased...he has to be stabbed or strangled or possibly drowned to death.

[Brian]Do you even listen to yourself anymore?[/Brian]