Oh Em Gee! Have you tried to time travel yet? I think I saw your ad on craigslist, once.
Oh I have, I even ripped some of the fabric of reality, if you felt a shimmeer in the air few weeks back. I went back in time, knocked myself out, and stole my time machince from the past.
Having 2 machines now, I knew that wasn't enough. So I went back in time to when i just stole the 2nd machine, and knocked myself out, and stole both of the 2 time machines, with the 1 I already have.
So now I have 3 machines. I am worried though, if I ever get the feeling I want a fourth, I know the future me may be knocking me out to take all 3 of my machines. So I have to be ready for anything.