Is it just me... (Urine Test)
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Originally posted by: TecHNooB
If you know you're going to have to give a urine sample, just come prepared to piss aka drink a cup or two of water some time before going to the doctor's office. You'll have no trouble peeing on command
I was prepared big time, but it just didnt come. I got up and rushed straight to the Doctors office without taking a morning pee like everyone does. I was overjoy'd to get the urine out of me, but it just wouldn't budge. Atleast i passed the drug test (not that i wasnt.. im drug free);] Now i get to start my first job!
JulesMaximus
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Hasn't been an issue for me.
Peeing in a trough at a crowded mens room in a sports arena now that's another story.
Peeing in a trough at a crowded mens room in a sports arena now that's another story.
The only time I had a problem is when I really really had to go and they made me wait in the waiting room for 45 minutes. So after waiting 42 minutes I went to the bathroom, as I was walking out they called my name. it was a difficult time getting it up to the line.
It's not peeing on demand that's a problem for me... it's stopping mid-stream once I've dispensed the requested amount.
If I know I'll have to give a urine sample I'll drink more water to be prepared.
If I know I'll have to piss for a test... you bet you're ass I'd have at least two gallons in me and the urine of a water fountain.
If I know I'll have to piss for a test... you bet you're ass I'd have at least two gallons in me and the urine of a water fountain.
911paramedic
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Went through that at MEPS, when I arrived at boot, and throughout my time in the Navy. Still remember sitting in class and the LtCmdr pokes his head in the door and says "Get peeing on your mind boys, pee test at the next break."
No pressure. LOL
(Funny thing is, I am going to MEPS again soon to re-up...)
Yep.. thats a military piss test for ya!
We had them quite often. You gotta love those observers that actually abide by the rules and stare at you while you are trying to let go.
You kind of have this thought in mind, "If you stood any fvcking closer, I'd ask you to hold "it" for me!"
Urgggh.. fvcking meat gazers!
irishScott
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theknight571
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If I know ahead of time that I'll need to leave a sample, I try to make sure I drink plenty of water and then hold it before I get there.
It's usually an "emergency" situation by the time I get to the lab / office, so I immeadiately ask for the cup.
If I don't do it this way...I may stand in there forever and not have to go.
It's usually an "emergency" situation by the time I get to the lab / office, so I immeadiately ask for the cup.
If I don't do it this way...I may stand in there forever and not have to go.
thraashman
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Last time I had to do a urine test I also had to get fingerprinted that day for the same job. (federal government work) The first police station I went to didn't do fingerprinting, so I had to find another. I got lost. Then the place that was supposed to be where I could get the urine test done, when I arrive there was now a chiropractor and didn't do urine tests. So I rush home, jump on the computer and start looking for places on the website, a thrid of which were no longer there. I finally find one call them and it's open. I rush in traffic since they close at 5:00 and it's about 4:20 and I have to go through rush hour traffic a good distance to make it. I get a little lost on the way, call the number and get directions, and make it there with about 5 minutes to spare....... By that point I'm so dehydrated because I've been rushing around, my AC is having problems, and it's July in Georgia, that I can't squeeze anything out. I eventually get barely enough out to be usable. That was a pain, I actually couldn't even get it to the line, but the nurse said it was good enough.
I generally only have to urinate once a day, even after having three or four 24oz mugs of coffee, so unless I'm there first thing in the morning...forget it.
Peeing on demand is easy... as long as there is no one watching.
In the past year I've been drug tested 4 times, each time someone follows me into the washroom, i have to pull my pants down to mid thigh, pull up my shirt to chest, and then pee in the container.
It's tough, I still haven't gotten used to it.
In the past year I've been drug tested 4 times, each time someone follows me into the washroom, i have to pull my pants down to mid thigh, pull up my shirt to chest, and then pee in the container.
It's tough, I still haven't gotten used to it.
I have another question, how much urine does it take for a sample? I mean just let me know... cuz this brothers me if i give to much or not enuff.. I can sometimes GIVE on demand...other times its like waiting for the moment to come.. You know if he;s just wanting some attachine from the hand or what...lol
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