Is it illegal to shoot kids with super soakers while driving?

[Red]

Welp, the semester is over in 3 weeks and to celebrate, my fiancee and I want to drive around and shoot kids in my subdivision with supersoaks on the first warm day (when all the little crotch dumplings come outside) and video tape it.

Can we get in trouble at all? We plan on borrowing someones car that doesnt live in the neighborhood so my car doesn't get keyed by some disgruntled parent.

 

[minendo]

I hope they do more than just key your car.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Yes.

- M4H

 

[thraxes]

How about actually acting your age?

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: minendo
I hope they do more than just key your car.

:beer:

 

[Borracho]

make sure you fill it up with urine first

 

[fs5]

is this a parody thread

 

[Red]

Well, since it is illegal I won't do it. Why is it a sick bird though?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

*saves pictures from Red's sig*

Won't be that hard to track you down.

- M4H

 

[cressida]

Originally posted by: Red
Welp, the semester is over in 3 weeks and to celebrate, my fiancee and I want to drive around and shoot kids in my subdivision with supersoaks on the first warm day (when all the little crotch dumplings come outside) and video tape it.

Can we get in trouble at all? We plan on borrowing someones car that doesnt live in the neighborhood so my car doesn't get keyed by some disgruntled parent.

How old are you and you picking on kids? I hope when you drive in your infiniti that the alternator breaks again.

 

[Ime]

Originally posted by: Red
Welp, the semester is over in 3 weeks and to celebrate, my fiancee and I want to drive around and shoot kids in my subdivision with supersoaks on the first warm day (when all the little crotch dumplings come outside) and video tape it.

Can we get in trouble at all? We plan on borrowing someones car that doesnt live in the neighborhood so my car doesn't get keyed by some disgruntled parent.

I'll send you and your fiance a letter while you're in jail.

Thing again, I'd probably just laugh at you.

 

[Nanotech]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Yes.

- M4H

 

[MikePanic]

let me put it to you this way... if you got me w/ one... id prob b pissed if i was walking

if was i was walking and you hit me w/ a paintball gun, expect to get shot back w/ a 9mm that has REAL bullets in it... i didnt get a concealed permit to keep my gun stuck in a night stand and if i think that im being shot (as paintballs due hurt, especially when your not expecting it walking down a normal street in a community) your daym skippy thats justifiable cause for me to shoot back

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
*saves pictures from Red's sig*

Won't be that hard to track you down.

- M4H

Why save the pictures when his cell phone and home phone numbers are easily accessible?

 

[Balt]

You're likely to get capped, foo.

 

[Red]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
*saves pictures from Red's sig*

Won't be that hard to track you down.

- M4H

Why save the pictures when his cell phone and home phone numbers are easily accessible?

And no easily changeable. Damn things are social security numbers :beer:

Still waiting on the legalities, please.

 

[Mallow]

Paint Guns for sure, super soakers, probably.

 

[StageLeft]

Do it, then in a week we'll read more "YACT: which one? 91 cavalier or 87 corolla?", cause your car would be taken :Q

 

[Red]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Do it, then in a week we'll read more "YACT: which one? 91 cavalier or 87 corolla?", cause your car would be taken :Q

Were '87 Corollas the ones with RWD for drifting? =)

 

[tkdkid]

Given the stupidity of the general population, somebody will probably try to shoot you with a real weapon.

Edited: already posted (and funny):

Originally posted by: Balt
You're likely to get capped, foo.

 

[SoylentGreen]

Originally posted by: tkdkid
Given the stupidity of the general population, somebody will probably try to shoot you with a real weapon.

It would be deserved.

 

[JonnyBlaze]

when i was in high school, people used to drive around my city and shoot people with bleach from super soakers. that was illegal.

JB

 

[GroundZero]

it is illegal, have some friends that did that a few years ago and got busted.

 

[tkdkid]

Originally posted by: Kiyup

Originally posted by: tkdkid
Given the stupidity of the general population, somebody will probably try to shoot you with a real weapon.

It would be deserved.

Well, that goes without saying. How could a parent stand idly by watching their kid get slightly damp on a hot summer day? The kid might be traumatized, after all. The only logical solution would be to kill them.

 

[ohtwell]

I don't know if it's illegal! If you knew the children and their parents well, it probably wouldn't be too bad of an idea. You'd want to talk to the parents and let them know what you were planning. That way they know the situation ahead of time. The kids would know you were just doing it for fun, and probably try to get back at you the same way you got them. If these are just some random kids living in your neighborhood, then it's probably not a good idea.


: ) Amanda