Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?

ThePresence

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This is old, so it may be a repost. Dont jump all over me. ;)

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes
178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of
sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550
while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a
whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would
have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be
reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax
deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500
at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living
comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics,
and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy
Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents
for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it? However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have
less than Bill Gates has today.

$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.
 

Sluggo

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<< I think I'll take the money and be uncool. >>



I dont have $1 to my name, and am still uncool, the worst of both worlds.
 

Jerboy

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Everything will be cool until a woman sues him for extraordinary amount like $30,000 a month for child support.
 

trmiv

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<< Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd? >>

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nik
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That makes you a Jerd.
 

sglurker

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<< I never narced on nobody!

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they disrespect my house, my family.. and you know what? it was you!! :|