"Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"

amdskip

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Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he
makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he
makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550
while he's there. If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618
while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. He'll make
$3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up
for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. If
someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would
have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. He'll probably pay
around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for
that round. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income
into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the
federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. If you were given a
penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at
$65,000 a year. He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter
dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy
Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600. This year, he'll make
more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their
terms combined. Amazing isn't it?
However... If Jordan saves 100% of his
income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has
today.
$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.
 

Broohaha

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Originally posted by: amdskip
Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600. This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it? However... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. $$$ Game over. Nerd wins.

stfu for the love of god. everybody knows jocks have it made.
 

Broohaha

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Originally posted by: Broohaha
Originally posted by: amdskip Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not. If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there. If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it. He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage. He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends. If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours. If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second. He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round. Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st. If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year. He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600. This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it? However... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today. $$$ Game over. Nerd wins.
stfu for the love of god. everybody knows jocks have it made.

oh and R from like a billion years ago. i think i got this when teh intraw3b first began.
 

Spooner

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i hate when people quote entire paragraphs
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UglyCasanova

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stfu for the love of god. everybody knows jocks have it made.

Lmao! :p

Honestly though, this jock vs. nerd thing is beyond stupid. Glad I'm just a guy standing in the middle.
 

Orsorum

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Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students - jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time. Hey, did you get a load of the nerd?
Muscular college student: Pardon me?
 

Lager

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: coldcut
I rather be a nerd.
You don't have much of a choice!

I was born an gifted athlete, I could of been a great closer for my high school team, but blew out my arm. :brokenheart:
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: coldcut
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: coldcut
I rather be a nerd.
You don't have much of a choice!

I was born an gifted athlete, I could of been a great loser for my high school team, but blew out my arm. :brokenheart:
Yeah right and then you woke from your dream!
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Deeko
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And then you pathetic people wake up from your dreams.
Speaking of Pathetic, how's it going Deeko? What's new on the Boy Band front?
 

bunker

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How much does Billy boy really have though? We know the company is worth a ton, but how much does he actually have?
 

axelfox

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Deeko
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And then you pathetic people wake up from your dreams.
Speaking of Pathetic, how's it going Deeko? What's new on the Boy Band front?

I know that's so wrong, but yet so funny