Is it a sleep disorder or is it just inevitable?

[PlatinumGold]

every week i go to church and every week i invariably fall asleep during the sermon. shoot, any church function i attend, the minute the pastor begins to speak, i fall asleep.

and afterwords, my wife always gives me hell about it.


anyone have any suggestions on how to stay awake?

 

[quakefiend420]

do a bunch of crystal meth before you go

 

[xSauronx]

yeah i was doing that

its because i wasnt mildly interested, i just stopped going.

as it turns out, waking up late and making some chocolate chip pancakes is far more enjoyable. give it a shot.

 

[Coquito]

If you believe in God, God is in all of us. There is no need to go to church.
If you don't believe in God, well then, you still get chocolate chip pancakes.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
yeah i was doing that

its because i wasnt mildly interested, i just stopped going.

as it turns out, waking up late and making some chocolate chip pancakes is far more enjoyable. give it a shot.

ya. i know.

my biggest problem is, i hate being part of a captive audience with no options for participation.

it is so frustrating listening to someone who i honestly respect but don't agree with too much theologically.

 

[mwtgg]

Could it be that most sermons are boring?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
my biggest problem is, i hate being part of a captive audience with no options for participation.

it is so frustrating listening to someone who i honestly respect but don't agree with too much theologically.

You just described half my college classes.