Is it a sin to not wear underwear to church?

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fbrdphreak

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You did not say if this lady was hot...thus I am forced to assume 'not hot' status and impose a penalty of 'eternity in hell' for non hot woman wearing no underwear to church.
 

CKent

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Originally posted by: compuwiz1
So, not wearing underwear to church is not a sin....just don't shart!

Wouldn't it be more like ... schplat?
 

Lonyo

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Originally posted by: Nyati13
Originally posted by: chambersc
Originally posted by: GuideBot
Originally posted by: chambersc
Originally posted by: GuideBot
Originally posted by: chambersc
You shall have no other gods before Me.
You shall not make for yourself any graven image (idol)...
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain...
Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy...
Honor your father and your mother...
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.
You shall not covet your neighbor's house...

I'm gonna say no.

Yup, that's old testament law which doesn't apply anymore.

WHAT YOU SAY!?!?! BLASPHEMY!!!

Deuteronomy 13:1? ?Whatever I am now commanding you, you must keep and observe, adding nothing to it, taking nothing away."

Christ's death fulfilled the Abrahamic covenant, fool! The laws of the old testament were put away and christ set up a new covenant and new law, etc. Even any lightly-educated bible scholar will tell you that.

Ohhhhhhh, I am sooooooo committing murder/rape/stealing/etc in your name then!

Except that Jesus replaced all of the nit-picky Old Testament Laws with a much simpler new one that you still have to obey.
"Love others as you love yourself" which pretty much covers everything, and leaves no loopholes like the OT law did.

Masochists?
Also, it means either masturbation and homosexuality are wrong, or masturbation and homosexuality are right.
 

Dacalo

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Mar 31, 2000
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This thread brings back memories. When I used to go to church back in high school, this girl who just graduated from college came back to visit. She had white tight pants on, and it was a bit see through, as many of us noticed a white thong. She fill the pants nicely, as she had a nice ass and a great set of knockers. I am sure a lot of men that day had naughty thoughts.
 

MichaelD

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Jan 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Pics?

You're looking to church members for appropriate behavior? :laugh: That's a laugh.

Werd. Most "christians" go to church to find someone to SCREW. Except they won't call it that. They'll call it "finding a human manifestation of my lord, god, jesus, here on this earth, that I can share my mortal body and soul with."

I call that "Somebody to F4ck."

Christianity is based on guilt and communal acceptance. If you go to church, you are a good person, no matter what you may do during the other 160+ hours of the week that you're NOT in church. :roll:

If a girl that goes to church every Sunday has a new BF every week, she's just "Lost and searching for God." If she doesn't go to church, she's a whore.

So, getting back to the OP...you're either trolling for attention or completely f'in clueless. I vote for both. Idiot.
 

Dacalo

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Mar 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Pics?

You're looking to church members for appropriate behavior? :laugh: That's a laugh.

Werd. Most "christians" go to church to find someone to SCREW. Except they won't call it that. They'll call it "finding a human manifestation of my lord, god, jesus, here on this earth, that I can share my mortal body and soul with."

I call that "Somebody to F4ck."

Christianity is based on guilt and communal acceptance. If you go to church, you are a good person, no matter what you may do during the other 160+ hours of the week that you're NOT in church. :roll:

If a girl that goes to church every Sunday has a new BF every week, she's just "Lost and searching for God." If she doesn't go to church, she's a whore.

So, getting back to the OP...you're either trolling for attention or completely f'in clueless. I vote for both. Idiot.

Majority of Christians of today are the byproduct of institutionalized Christinanity in my opinion. Back in days of Christ, Christians met at homes, discussing their beliefs and the bible; it was a lot more personal and intimate. Today, Christians congregate at institutions called churches, abiding by what is preached and supporting them financially. Look at Roman Catholic, it is the epitome of institutionalized Christianity. I believe Christians today do not resemble Christians mentioned in the bible at all. True Christians should accept all individuals as who they are, just like Christ did. They should never look down on others, such as gays and lesbians. A lot of Christians today are just like the jews during Christ's time, bickering about minor things about what is right and wrong and prosecuting others, while they think they are the most holy people.
 

jds2006

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Jun 12, 2005
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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Considering that all the pews/seats face forward, how did you see this?

At our church the seats are divided into three sections, with the platform where the priest preaches in the middle. One section is to his right, one is to his left, and the other is in front of him. I was on his right and she was on his left.
 

Nyati13

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Jan 2, 2003
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Originally posted by: chambersc
Originally posted by: Nyati13
Originally posted by: chambersc
Originally posted by: GuideBot
Originally posted by: chambersc
Originally posted by: GuideBot
Originally posted by: chambersc
You shall have no other gods before Me.
You shall not make for yourself any graven image (idol)...
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain...
Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy...
Honor your father and your mother...
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.
You shall not covet your neighbor's house...

I'm gonna say no.

Yup, that's old testament law which doesn't apply anymore.

WHAT YOU SAY!?!?! BLASPHEMY!!!

Deuteronomy 13:1? ?Whatever I am now commanding you, you must keep and observe, adding nothing to it, taking nothing away."

Christ's death fulfilled the Abrahamic covenant, fool! The laws of the old testament were put away and christ set up a new covenant and new law, etc. Even any lightly-educated bible scholar will tell you that.

Ohhhhhhh, I am sooooooo committing murder/rape/stealing/etc in your name then!

Except that Jesus replaced all of the nit-picky Old Testament Laws with a much simpler new one that you still have to obey.
"Love others as you love yourself" which pretty much covers everything, and leaves no loopholes like the OT law did.

Touche, Jesus. *slow clap*


Carpenter by day, sneaky lawyer by night... He had all that loopholing and "gray-area" stuff figured out. :D
 

Nyati13

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Jan 2, 2003
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Originally posted by: Lonyo
Originally posted by: Nyati13
Originally posted by: chambersc
Originally posted by: GuideBot
Originally posted by: chambersc
Originally posted by: GuideBot
Originally posted by: chambersc
You shall have no other gods before Me.
You shall not make for yourself any graven image (idol)...
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain...
Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy...
Honor your father and your mother...
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.
You shall not covet your neighbor's house...

I'm gonna say no.

Yup, that's old testament law which doesn't apply anymore.

WHAT YOU SAY!?!?! BLASPHEMY!!!

Deuteronomy 13:1? ?Whatever I am now commanding you, you must keep and observe, adding nothing to it, taking nothing away."

Christ's death fulfilled the Abrahamic covenant, fool! The laws of the old testament were put away and christ set up a new covenant and new law, etc. Even any lightly-educated bible scholar will tell you that.

Ohhhhhhh, I am sooooooo committing murder/rape/stealing/etc in your name then!

Except that Jesus replaced all of the nit-picky Old Testament Laws with a much simpler new one that you still have to obey.
"Love others as you love yourself" which pretty much covers everything, and leaves no loopholes like the OT law did.

Masochists?
Also, it means either masturbation and homosexuality are wrong, or masturbation and homosexuality are right.


Well, He details out some of the "Love yourself" nitpicking, but that's all just filler. The Bible has never once condemned masturbation..... :p
 

mercanucaribe

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Originally posted by: jds2006
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Considering that all the pews/seats face forward, how did you see this?

At our church the seats are divided into three sections, with the platform where the priest preaches in the middle. One section is to his right, one is to his left, and the other is in front of him. I was on his right and she was on his left.

Was she attractive??