Is it a bad sign when you ask for a raise...

[Argo]

... and your boss laughs at you? And I just had my review done and got all high marks.

 

[z0mb13]

I hope you are joking

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I hope you are joking

Unfortunately no.

 

[hevnsnt]

No.. It means budget problems.

 

[ggavinmoss]

This why you carry mace. He starts laughing at your request and you give him a dose in the eyes. "Oh God it burns!" he'll cry. That's got to be worth whatever raise you were asking for...

 

[FlyLice]

What's your job?

 

[moshquerade]

he laughed in your face?



bastard.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

Originally posted by: Argo

Originally posted by: z0mb13
I hope you are joking

Unfortunately no.

It might be time to start searching for more gainful employment.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
No.. It means budget problems.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

I bet he wants one himself

 

[z0mb13]

lol this is like straight out of dilbert comics

 

[aircooled]

you have to sleep your way to the middle

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: FlyLice
What's your job?

I had that happen once.

I was 19 and walked out the door,and went next door to the Burger place.

Had a double cheesburger,and a large Cherry coke.

went back to work,and asked the boss,if he would reimburse the cost of my lunch,instead of a raise;

He laughed again,and gave me $5.00.

Kool boss,just a lil "careful" with the money.

 

[b0mbrman]

That's when I'd give my two-week notice

 

[blackinches]

in that case do what blackinches would do. have sex with his daughter, son or wife. or all three it doesn't really matter.

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: blackinches
in that case do what blackinches would do. have sex with his daughter, son or wife. or all three it doesn't really matter.

Interviewer: "Mr. Griffin, where do you see yourself in five years?"
Peter - (thinking to himself) Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife
(Says out loud) "Doing your son?"

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss

Originally posted by: blackinches
in that case do what blackinches would do. have sex with his daughter, son or wife. or all three it doesn't really matter.

Interviewer: "Mr. Griffin, where do you see yourself in five years?"
Peter - (thinking to himself) Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife
(Says out loud) "Doing your son?"

:thumbsup:

Time to pop in the Family Guy DVDs

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Argo
... and your boss laughs at you? And I just had my review done and got all high marks.

you got a pay decrease then.

If you got all high marks and no raise to keep up with cost of living you should immediately contact the HR department and demand a raise.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: Argo
... and your boss laughs at you? And I just had my review done and got all high marks.

In that case you should have pursued the only logical course of action, i.e. drop trow and masturbate furiously on the spot.

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Argo
... and your boss laughs at you? And I just had my review done and got all high marks.

you got a pay decrease then.

If you got all high marks and raise to keep up with cost of living you should immediately contact the HR department and demand a raise.

That's not going to work in my company. My only choice is to start looking for another job.

 

[shimsham]

i always laugh. it just fun to watch their faces.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: blackinches
in that case do what blackinches would do. have sex with his daughter, son or wife. or all three it doesn't really matter.

BAN!

 

[thegimp03]

rofl blackinches.

 

[pyonir]

This lady at my work has worked here for like 5 years, and hasn't gotten a raise. Ever. It baffles me why she stays.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: blackinches
in that case do what blackinches would do. have sex with his daughter, son or wife. or all three it doesn't really matter.

Ha ha :thumbsup:

Made even more hilarious by the use of third person