is holding in your fart just as bad as holding in your pee

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brainhulk

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as we all know, holding in urine distends the bladder. Distension for a prolonged periods of times stretches the muscle to the point where it becomes ineffective at proper emptying.

I was wondering if holding in farts affects the anal region in the same manner
 

Newbian

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If you hold your farts in you will spontaneously combust so make sure you let them out.
 

Sluggo

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You have to hold them in to some extent so you can properly cropdust your friends.
 

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At school, I personally will hold them in until class changes and I'll wait until I'm positioned in a crowded hallway so I can cropdust as many people as possible. No one will ever know the perpetrator and seeing kids nearly choking from eating my fart is priceless.
 

bigrash

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At school, I personally will hold them in until class changes and I'll wait until I'm positioned in a crowded hallway so I can cropdust as many people as possible. No one will ever know the perpetrator and seeing kids nearly choking from eating my fart is priceless.

lol. brilliant strategy.
 

waggy

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At school, I personally will hold them in until class changes and I'll wait until I'm positioned in a crowded hallway so I can cropdust as many people as possible. No one will ever know the perpetrator and seeing kids nearly choking from eating my fart is priceless.

lol


I try to hold them until i can let them go without being known. IF i can cropdust anyone i will.

but IF i can't hold it will let it rip.
 

chitwood

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I can't imagine you're doing your colon any favors by holding your farts in all the time.
 

brainhulk

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At school, I personally will hold them in until class changes and I'll wait until I'm positioned in a crowded hallway so I can cropdust as many people as possible. No one will ever know the perpetrator and seeing kids nearly choking from eating my fart is priceless.

wait, you're a teacher doing that to little kids? :confused:
 
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One way or another, they're coming out.

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