Is Dick Clark some kind of super human?

[NFS4]

The man never ages!!!! I caught a glimpse of "The Other Half" last week and he looks 50

The dude is 73!!!!

 

[MacGaven]

No, just chryogenically preserved human.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: MacGaven
No, just chryogenically preserved human.

Wasn't there like a Buick or Oldsmobile commercial a few years back where they kinda played up the myth that he never ages? I think they kept showing him entering his apartment building, and the bell boy kept aging through the years (young guy, middle aged, elderly) and Dick Clark still stayed the same age

 

[Adul]

lol I think it is called plastic surgery

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Adul
lol I think it is called plastic surgery

Interestingly enough, he HASN'T had plastic surgery and he DOESN'T color his hair. His dad's hair was naturally black till the day he died!:Q

 

[Psycho18]

HES AN ALIEN!! AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Psycho14
HES AN ALIEN!! AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh

Maybe his real name is Dick Solomon

 

[iamme]

Jack Lalanne would rock Dick Clark

 

[Ryan]

I'm sure he gets shots of formaldehyde in his veins at regular intervals

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

He's probably like my chem teacher in high school. I always thought he looked around 40yrs-old until he said he taught chem at our school for 30 years! He taugh our curreent principal (when he was in that highschool)!!!!

Turns out he was actually 60-something. I'm telling you those chemicals mutated him.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
He's probably like my chem teacher in high school. I always thought he looked around 40yrs-old until he said he taught chem at our school for 30 years! He taugh our curreent principal (when he was in that highschool)!!!!

Turns out he was actually 60-something. I'm telling you those chemicals mutated him.

Better Living Through Chemistry!

 

[Sid59]

Jack LaLane rocks!

 

[Storm]

Good genes is my guess....

Or maybe he gets crazy with a new young babe everyday!

 

[Bignate603]

He's had so many face lifts his head should be 10 feet off his body...

 

[slick230]

Dick Clark was created by a secret Canadian military program called Weapon X (same folks who created Wolverine). He has super mutant healing factor, so he ages VERY slowly and can heal himself over time. Don't know about an adamantium skeleton, though.

 

[SeaSerpent]

thats what drugs will do to you

 

[her209]

Mr T never ages as well.

 

[melly]

i wonder if he needs viagra?

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: NFS4
The man never ages!!!! I caught a glimpse of "The Other Half" last week and he looks 50

The dude is 73!!!!

you misunderstood them, he was cloned and there are 73 of him, all 1 year apart...

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: MacGaven
No, just chryogenically preserved human.

Wasn't there like a Buick or Oldsmobile commercial a few years back where they kinda played up the myth that he never ages? I think they kept showing him entering his apartment building, and the bell boy kept aging through the years (young guy, middle aged, elderly) and Dick Clark still stayed the same age

no, it was an oil ad... the bellboy says, "that car never ages!"

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Psycho14
HES AN ALIEN!! AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh

Maybe his real name is Dick Solomon

NO HE'S NOT!!! HE' AN ALIEN!! everyone has to RUN AWAY!! ahhhhhHHHH!!!!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: caramel
i wonder if he needs viagra?

actually, that's a REAL good question...i'm really seriuos.....i wonder now ....

sigh google's not helping either..

 

[Analog]

human?

 

[hawkeye81x]

according to the Simpsons,
Dick Clark is a robot.

 

[KahunaHube]

nah if you look at dick's hair line it is slowly receding. By the time hes 200 hell be bald