You can't handle the needed and somewhat delightful deviance of Larry Ellison. NOT the typical business man. Poor as hell growing up, South Chicago ghettos and all......... This guy had to fight up all the way to the top with people spitting on him, and dogging him all through his life. His outlandish, domineering attitude is just years and years of bottled up raged and crap that he has gone through. BOTH Bill Gates and Michael Dell were rich kids growing up. As a matter of fact, Michael Dell attended my high school, Memorial High School in Houston, Texas. My Biology II teacher said that he had him as a student, and he kept to himself, but he was never really poked fun at or anything. One thing of adversity that I know that Dell went through is that the current government/economics teacher at school said he will be a failure in life because he failed government (a six weeks i think?). That's no biggie at all, since the teacher is a real known bitch anyway, causing me to take government over the summer to pursue more classes. Ellison is a good guy, and he is just pulling people's chains by doing this.