Is anyone actually excited that Hilary will be next president?

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Hear me out. This is an existential struggle. We're at war,

Yup

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States

Lots of struggles, in literally every part of the world. Someone is always out to get us. Such are the burdens of being an empire, I suppose.