Is Anybody Missing One Of These?

[Jimbo]

Hastings police are investigating the discovery of what Capt. Steven Murphy said appears to be a severed HUMAN PENIS.
Police received a call about 4:15 p.m. Tuesday that the body part had been found in the 2300 block of West Second Street in Hastings.

According to a press release from the Hastings police, there is no evidence to support that the body part was severed at the location where it was found.


LINK

 

[Rallispec]

*looks down*

nope, not mine.


that reaaaalllly sucks for who ever lost it.

 

[MajesticMoose]

probably med students playing a prank again. THat has happened before but i don't remember where it was before

m00se

 

[GasX]

Isn't there a song, "Detachable Penis" ?? I forget who sings it.

 

[vi edit]

<< Isn't there a song, "Detachable Penis" ?? I forget who sings it. >>



King Missle. The group that provided other songs such as "Up My Ass", and "Gay, Not Gay".

 

[pyonir]

still got mine. i wonder if someone just misplaced theirs...i can't imagine that someone can go very long being without it.

 

[GasX]

Thank you Google!

Detachable Penis
by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time, it's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time (detachable penis)
I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble (detachable penis)
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it (detachable penis)

But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me (detachable penis)
Remember what I did with it

First, I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it (detachable penis)
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (detachable penis)
'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes
But not this time (detachable penis)

So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either (detachable penis)
I was starting to get desperate (detachable penis)

I really don't like being without my penis for too long (detachable penis)
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak (detachable penis)

After a few hours of searching the house (detachable penis)
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed (detachable penis)
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast (detachable penis)

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place (detachable penis)
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street (detachable penis)
I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven

Some guy was selling it (detachable penis)
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17 (detachable penis)

I took it home, washed it off (detachable penis)
And put it back on (detachable penis)
I was happy again, complete (detachable penis)

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached (detachable penis)
But I don't know (detachable penis)
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis (detachable penis)

Detachable penis
Detachable penis
Detachable penis (detachable penis)
Detachable penis (detachable penis, penis)
Detachable penis (detachable penis, penis)
Detachable penis (detachable penis, penis)
Detachable (detachable, detachable)

 

[trulfe]

Its probably Rupauls

 

[cjchaps]

PICS??

Wait!! I didn't mean that.... sorry force-of-habit!

 

[Eli]

LMFAO ... My brother used to have that song on some old tape he had. They played it on the radio for god's sake, lol.

 

[yakko]

Yes I am missing one. What color is it?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Can't be mine... if I add anything to it already, I'll have to get bigger shoes.

Nik

-okay okay, I know that was dumb.

 

[fatalbert]

ouch

 

[b0mbrman]

<< PICS??
Wait!! I didn't mean that.... sorry force-of-habit! >>



HA ha ha

 

[Joyride]

<< PICS??

Wait!! I didn't mean that.... sorry force-of-habit! >>



More then 1 have come up missing PICS

 

[Nitemare]

<< Yes I am missing one. What color is it? >>




<--looking down

and how big is it? Might be able to get an "organ" transplant if it's bigger than mine...