Is a lacerated spinal cord bad?

[HappyPuppy]

I feel fine.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I feel fine.

Only you wouldn't notice!

 

[neonerd]

i don't like the sound of it...

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Did the person giving the diagnosis indicate if it's bad or not? Sounds bad, take care of yourself.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

doesnt sound good...

 

[Pepsi90919]

does it sound good to you?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Would a hot shower or changing my diet help?

 

[crab]

Spinal cords are extremely tough, and nearly indestructable. I wouldn't worry.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Would a hot shower or changing my diet help?

Yes. Stop eating.

 

[Wallydraigle]

It's a fleshwound.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Nah, just take some aspirin and you'll be okay in the morning.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Would a hot shower or changing my diet help?

Let me run a warm acid bath for you, tell me how it works out!

 

[SuperSix]

It'll buff right out.

 

[HappyPuppy]

You guys are kidding me. I'm fine, I can feel my fingers and toes, I just can't seem to wipe my butt.

 

[Anubis]

it certinally does not sound good

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
You guys are kidding me. I'm fine, I can feel my fingers and toes, I just can't seem to wipe my butt.

But, can you feel your peepee? :Q

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
You guys are kidding me. I'm fine, I can feel my fingers and toes, I just can't seem to wipe my butt.

That is seriously bad news. I see...... dingleberries.

 

[Insane3D]

Oh dude...this always happens to me. First, you need a box of razor blades. New ones will do, but older rusty ones, while harder to find, are optimal. Ok, once you get a hold of some razors, radomly make 2" long slices all over your body, it's best if you do at least 50. Now, grab some salt, and coat yoursefl with it completely. You can simply pour it over yourself, or you can get a little fancy and fill a plastic swimming pool with some and roll around in it until throroughly coated.

Let that sit for about 8 hours, then finish up with a alcohol bath.

Works like a charm...

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
You guys are kidding me. I'm fine, I can feel my fingers and toes, I just can't seem to wipe my butt.

That is seriously bad news. I see...... dingleberries.

:camera:'s

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
You guys are kidding me. I'm fine, I can feel my fingers and toes, I just can't seem to wipe my butt.

That is seriously bad news. I see...... dingleberries.

:camera:'s

Please no.