IRCtards are fun.

Status
Not open for further replies.

EyeMWing

Banned
Jun 13, 2003
15,670
1
0
EFnet #athlon64. His name is pitz. I'm Weng, BTW.

He has some SERIOUS issues. He's created a fake pay-religion which he swears is the world's fastest growing religion. He welded the oil drain on his car shut because he swears it doesn't really need to be changed. He says "lol 'g" in response to anything. He's the skinniest, whitest, Saskatchewanian Canuck ever. And his main computer is a PENTIUM 3-450! His hardware is starting to flake out, so he's buying modern stuff to replace bits of it as it dies. He's now got a 2001FP on this P-133, and he's trying to buy a GF6800 to use the DVI output on it, and he's trying to get it to accept a 200gb PATA drive (it's his FIRST IDE device, everything else he uses is SCSI).

Lets see... Other stupid sh!t about him...

He once told a story about how when he was younger, like, 12, he had to rub some sort of cream onto his younger sister's... Yeah, you get the idea.

He swears by diesel fuel despite the fact that he's never driven a vehicle in his life.

As best I can tell, he's totally unemployed, since he's on IRC 24/7. But supposedly he's an EE and worked for quite some time at a power plant. He was on 24/7 then, too.

We've had him banned several times, but he's SO FVCKING ANNOYING that we can't help but let him back in for our own sanity.

And yes, I'm an op, and no, I can't ban him... Because so is he. Another thing we did just to shut him up.

For MONTHS he talked about paying an electrician to professionally braid the wires on his power supply......

Really... P133... In #athlon64

And he knows NOTHING about computers and is utterly worthless for electronics in general. I've tried to question him on the workings of various simple bits; 555 timers, hell, even CAPACITORS and he never even acknowledged the questions. Some EE :p But if you even REMOTELY suggest "oil" or "gas" or "diesel", even if it's some kind of completely unrelated topic like "oily hair" or "I have bad gas", he's instantly there with some kind of asinine comment about the benefits of diesel fuel and the evils of motor oil.

It seems he gets stuck on topics. Since the day I met him like 4 years ago, he's been raving about diesel fuel. It was solid diesel, with a brief hiatus when the #athlon ops (#athlon64 had not yet spawned) added "diesel" as a banned word on the bots. Then, came his religion, SUKI. Or, as he prefers to call it,
SUKI(TM): The New World Religion. R U ELITE(TM)?

And he just said this re: his idiotic 200gb plan...

[01:50] <Trucido> A P133?
[01:51] <Trucido> Why are you putting a 200gb HD on a P133?
[01:51] <pitz_> Trucido yeah i have a pair of 40gb drives in there right now (the p133)
[01:51] <pitz_> and i wanted to upgrade one to a 200gb
[01:52] <Trucido> Yes, I can understand each of those words individually, but when you put them together in that combination they don't make sense.

Idiots like this guy are the reason most of America hates Canada. Please restrain Saskatchewan and Quebec.


Edited title because some people take crap too serious. They must be the same ones who think the 5-year-olds are psychotic and must be locked up when they tell their classmates "I'm gonna kill you!" after their oreos are stolen at snacktime.
 

Sluggo

Lifer
Jun 12, 2000
15,488
5
81
Nothing healthier than getting sand in your vagina about crap that really doesnt matter.
 

yoda291

Diamond Member
Aug 11, 2001
5,079
0
0
um, deep breaths?

I think you need to take some deep, calming breaths, give the SO a nice long kiss, some more breaths, make an awesome club sandwich, and all will be better.

PS - You're supposed to send me the sandwich.

 

EyeMWing

Banned
Jun 13, 2003
15,670
1
0
Originally posted by: Sluggo
Nothing healthier than getting sand in your vagina about crap that really doesnt matter.

Not getting sand in my vagina, just bored and hitting the bottom of the barrel for rant topics... Unless you'd like to hear about the half dozen Abit RMAs I did this morning.
 

EyeMWing

Banned
Jun 13, 2003
15,670
1
0
Originally posted by: yoda291
um, deep breaths?

I think you need to take some deep, calming breaths, give the SO a nice long kiss, some more breaths, make an awesome club sandwich, and all will be better.

PS - You're supposed to send me the sandwich.

Ahhh, there we go, it's about time someone gave me something to actually be pissed off about today. Ahem...


I HEREBY REQUEST THE GREAT SATAN TO BURN YOU ALIVE IN THE ICY PITS OF THE INNERMOST CIRCLES OF HELL FOR BRINGING THESE EMOTIONS TO THE SURFACE ONCE MORE. Memories of the whores are NOT under any circumstances to be invoked.
 
Mar 19, 2003
18,289
2
71
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: yoda291
um, deep breaths?

I think you need to take some deep, calming breaths, give the SO a nice long kiss, some more breaths, make an awesome club sandwich, and all will be better.

PS - You're supposed to send me the sandwich.

Ahhh, there we go, it's about time someone gave me something to actually be pissed off about today. Ahem...


I HEREBY REQUEST THE GREAT SATAN TO BURN YOU ALIVE IN THE ICY PITS OF THE INNERMOST CIRCLES OF HELL FOR BRINGING THESE EMOTIONS TO THE SURFACE ONCE MORE. Memories of the whores are NOT under any circumstances to be invoked.

lol, drama queen much?
 

yoda291

Diamond Member
Aug 11, 2001
5,079
0
0
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: yoda291
um, deep breaths?

I think you need to take some deep, calming breaths, give the SO a nice long kiss, some more breaths, make an awesome club sandwich, and all will be better.

PS - You're supposed to send me the sandwich.

Ahhh, there we go, it's about time someone gave me something to actually be pissed off about today. Ahem...


I HEREBY REQUEST THE GREAT SATAN TO BURN YOU ALIVE IN THE ICY PITS OF THE INNERMOST CIRCLES OF HELL FOR BRINGING THESE EMOTIONS TO THE SURFACE ONCE MORE. Memories of the whores are NOT under any circumstances to be invoked.

lol, drama queen much?

and I still don't have my sandwich.
 

EyeMWing

Banned
Jun 13, 2003
15,670
1
0
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: yoda291
um, deep breaths?

I think you need to take some deep, calming breaths, give the SO a nice long kiss, some more breaths, make an awesome club sandwich, and all will be better.

PS - You're supposed to send me the sandwich.

Ahhh, there we go, it's about time someone gave me something to actually be pissed off about today. Ahem...


I HEREBY REQUEST THE GREAT SATAN TO BURN YOU ALIVE IN THE ICY PITS OF THE INNERMOST CIRCLES OF HELL FOR BRINGING THESE EMOTIONS TO THE SURFACE ONCE MORE. Memories of the whores are NOT under any circumstances to be invoked.

lol, drama queen much?

No, I just wanted to damn someone to THE INNERMOST CIRCLES OF HELL
 

EyeMWing

Banned
Jun 13, 2003
15,670
1
0
Originally posted by: yoda291
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: yoda291
um, deep breaths?

I think you need to take some deep, calming breaths, give the SO a nice long kiss, some more breaths, make an awesome club sandwich, and all will be better.

PS - You're supposed to send me the sandwich.

Ahhh, there we go, it's about time someone gave me something to actually be pissed off about today. Ahem...


I HEREBY REQUEST THE GREAT SATAN TO BURN YOU ALIVE IN THE ICY PITS OF THE INNERMOST CIRCLES OF HELL FOR BRINGING THESE EMOTIONS TO THE SURFACE ONCE MORE. Memories of the whores are NOT under any circumstances to be invoked.

lol, drama queen much?

and I still don't have my sandwich.

Your sandwich will not help you IN THE INNERMOST CIRCLES OF HELL
 

yoda291

Diamond Member
Aug 11, 2001
5,079
0
0
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: yoda291
Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: yoda291
um, deep breaths?

I think you need to take some deep, calming breaths, give the SO a nice long kiss, some more breaths, make an awesome club sandwich, and all will be better.

PS - You're supposed to send me the sandwich.

Ahhh, there we go, it's about time someone gave me something to actually be pissed off about today. Ahem...


I HEREBY REQUEST THE GREAT SATAN TO BURN YOU ALIVE IN THE ICY PITS OF THE INNERMOST CIRCLES OF HELL FOR BRINGING THESE EMOTIONS TO THE SURFACE ONCE MORE. Memories of the whores are NOT under any circumstances to be invoked.

lol, drama queen much?

and I still don't have my sandwich.

Your sandwich will not help you IN THE INNERMOST CIRCLES OF HELL

well we won't know that for certain until you get off your rear and get me a sandwich now will we?
 

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
25,923
17
81
Tracert and then hack the ICBM codes. It'll be like canadian bacon starring john candy.
 

UNCjigga

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
25,172
9,616
136
This is why I refrain from using any type of IRC. As bad as these forums may seem at times, IRC is eleventy billion times worse. Many of the 'characters' who lurk there are, for lack of a better description, completely and utterly insane. They do not leave. They do not log off. And here I am with nearly 12000 posts on a forum but trust me, I've seen the dark side, and I will never go back!
 

SirBrass

Member
Jun 8, 2005
153
0
0
sounds like you need to invade canukustan and rid the world of one less idiot :p.

Naaaa, just chill, bro. just ban his IP. I bet he won't figure out how to even get around that (unless he uses irc from a library or something) seeing as how you've described him as a very computer illiterate permanent-n00b.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.