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IQ test with interesting results

function test(){
IQ=0
missed=0
ans=prompt('Call 267...a) 9632 b) 8433 c) I am napoleon! d) I dunno','a,b,c, or d?')
if (ans=="a"){
IQ += 3
}
if (ans=="b"){
IQ += 3
}
else{
IQ += 3
}
if (ans=="c"){
IQ -= 20
alert('miss')
missed++;
}
if (ans=="d"){
IQ += 5
}
ans=prompt('A boy is 4 years old and his sister is three times as old as he is. When the boy is 12 years old, how old will his sister be?','')
if (ans=="20"){
IQ +=10
}
else{
alert('miss')
missed++;
}
if (ans=="36"){
IQ -=20
missed++;
missed++;
alert('You fell for it...')
}

ans=prompt('Bob sandal company hired joe to carry its shipmen. it gets highjacked. there is 30 pairs, they took 2 shoe laces how many shoe laces were left?','')
if (ans=="0"){
IQ += 25
}
else{
IQ += 15
alert('miss')
missed++;
}
ans=prompt('What is the capital of Mexico (all lowercase)?','')
if (ans=="mexico city"){
IQ += 10
}
else{
IQ -= 28
alert('miss')
missed++;
}
ans=prompt('How many episodes of DBZ have you watched?','')
if (ans=="0"){
}
else{
if (ans>99){
missed++;
alert('miss')
}
if (ans>300){
missed++;
missed++;
alert('miss')
}
if (ans>500){
missed++;
missed++;
alert('miss')
}
IQ -= ans
alert('miss')
missed++;
}
ans=prompt('101, 2110, 122110, 223110, _________?','')
if (ans=="13222110"){
IQ += 100
}
else{
IQ += 5
alert('miss')
missed++;
}
ans=prompt('Sue is both the 50th best and the 50th worst student at her school. How many students attend her school? is it 100, 101, 99 or 50 ...?','')
if (ans=="99"){
IQ += 35
}
else{
IQ += 15
missed++;
alert('miss')
}
ans=prompt('Stresses is to tree as Stuttgart is to ...?','')
if (ans=="sugar"){
IQ += 30
}
else{
alert('miss')
}
ans=prompt('4, 7, 13, 25, 49, 97, 193 ...?','')
if (ans=="385"){
IQ += 15
}
else{
alert('miss')
}
ans=prompt('An example of a palindrome is? a)racecar b)ace c) portfolio d)knight e)all of the above. a,b,c,d, or e?','')
if (ans=="a"){
IQ += 10
}
else{
IQ -= 5
missed++;
alert('miss')
}
ans=prompt('If you rearrange the letters "ANLDEGN," you would have the name of a(n): a) sea b) city c) ocean d) country','a,b,c, or d?')
if (ans=="d"){
IQ += 10
}
else{
alert('miss')
IQ += 5
}
ans=prompt('Tested is to detset as 654521 is to','')
if (ans=="125456"){
IQ += 5
}
else{
alert('miss')
IQ -= 5
}
ans=prompt('Imbred Fred ate two types of bread on the top of his shed. How much bread does Imbred Fred have?','')
if (ans=="0"){
IQ += 15
}
else{
IQ -= 5
missed++;
alert('miss')
}

if (missed==0){
trait="Unmeasurable Genius"
pic="genius.jpg"
}
if (missed==1){
trait="Enlightened"
pic="budda.jpg"
}
if (missed==2){
trait="Sharp"
pic="sharp.jpg"
}
if (missed==3){
trait="Regular"
pic="slow.jpg"
}
if (missed==4){
trait="Redneck"
pic="redneck.jpg"
}
if (missed==5){
trait="Retard"
pic="retard.jpg"
}
if (missed==6){
trait="Unmeasurably Stupid"
pic="clinton.jpg"
}
if (missed==7){
trait="Legally Retarded"
pic="disabled.jpg"
}
if (missed==8){
trait="Homer Simpson"
pic="brain.jpg"
}
if (missed==9){
trait="Libbalou!"
pic="timmy.jpg"
}
if (missed==10){
trait="You should be shot!"
pic="die.jpg"
}
if (missed==11){
trait="You should be shot!"
pic="die.jpg"
}
if (missed>=12){
trait="Disgrace to evolution"
pic="evil.jpg"
}
document.write('<table><Tr><td valign=top><table width=400><tr><td><link rel=stylesheet href=css.css>Your IQ is '+IQ+'!<br> Your title is: <b>'+trait+'</b>!<br><img src="'+pic+'">.</td><td bgcolor=#eeeeee>I\'ll send you the answers to this test with an explanation if you send $0.50 cents via paypal. All the money goes to my college fund. If you want to be charged with the name "ELITE IQ Test". Email me and I\'ll send a money request.<br><a href="http://www.eliteskill.com">More Quizes: Eliteskills.com</a><br><form action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"><input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_xclick"><input type="hidden" name="business" value="webmaster_Jimmy@yahoo.com"><input type="hidden" name="item_name" value="College Fund"><input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/images/x-click-but04.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt="Thanks."></form></tr></td></table><br> Hope you enjoyed it, compare your scores with friends. <br>Comments? Email <a href="mailto:webmaster_jimmy@yahoo.com">Jimmy Ruska</a></tr></td></table></tr></td></table>')
}



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