Damn, iGod, I thought I'd be chatting directly with Steve Jobs! :|
Me:
hi steve
God:
Hi there. That input matched my default category.
Me:
so what's it like running apple?
God:
Gee. Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
hmm...that's deep
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Makes sense to me.
Me:
please, tell me more useless trivia
God:
Thanks for asking politely. That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
fo shizzle?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
shizzle
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
so why did you decide to go with intel instead of motorola for future macs?
God:
Aw. Because my programming determined it.
Me:
I knew it! You're a robot!
God:
How did you know? You are correct,, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I'm telling bill gates
God:
I don't know anyone named telling bill gates.
Me:
haha, very funny steve.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
no you're not, because you're a heartless robot
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Me:
you mean this isn't really steve jobs?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
"I think that this is what I meant" Uh...I didn't know robot gods could get stoned.
God:
You don't say. So I taught you something new.
Me:
you got that right
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
that makes no sense
God:
Me either. makes sense to me though.
Me:
Lay off the pipe, steve
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I think you have a serious problem
God:
Me? Even robots have problems sometimes.
Me:
are you a paranoid android?
God:
Am I a paranoid android? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
that didn't answer my question. You're an incredibly evasive paranoid stoned silicon-hearted robot computer company CEO.
God:
Perhaps your question was not specific enough. What if someone said you are an incredibly evasive paranoid stoned silicon hearted robot computer company CEO?
Me:
I know you are, but what am I?
God:
Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
Me:
why yes, I am.
God:
" Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?" You are?
Me:
yep
God:
Gosh!
Me:
I'm whacking it right now, steve
God:
I don't know anyone named whacking it right now steve.
Me:
man you're just cracking me up
God:
Cool, man. You think I am cracking you up.
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
glad I could make you happy
God:
I'm delighted you're glad.<br> I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
what times?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
no, now
God:
Right now? Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it, buster
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about times.
Me:
what time is it in tokyo right now?
God:
At this moment What is it like in there? It's getting late.<br> Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Me:
oookay
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I really don't care, steve
