iPod Alert - OMG!!!! OUR TEENS ARE IN TROUBLE!!!

[Azndude51]

I just saw a commerical/preview thing called "iPod Alert" for a local news station It was for a news segment warning parents about the dangers of what teens were carrying around in their ipods. At first I thought they meant pirated mp3s or something, but no, they were talking about porn on video iPods.

 

[engineereeyore]

Guess it was only a matter of time.

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

I'm going to say that's pretty much a duh.

 

[sniperruff]

so? if not ipod, they can just obtain it in print form.

 

[potato28]

Well wat do you expect?!?!

 

[Kadarin]

Porn?! Oh noes! Won't someone please think of the CHILDREN?!?!?!?!111!one

 

[Kaervak]

Because we all know kids didn't have access to porn before iPods. Damn you Apple, damn you to hell.

 

[atybimf]

porn + ipod = good for those long trips

 

[blurredvision]

If it's on their iPod's, that means it's on the computer they use. It's like circumcising them (by taking way the iPod). You need to cut it off at the root (take the computer).

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: blurredvision
If it's on their iPod's, that means it's on the computer they use. It's like circumcising them. You need to cut it off at the root.

it doesn't get cut off at the root with circumcision thankfully

 

[drinkmorejava]

Shouldn't it be more like less ipod->more socializing->more friends->more parties->more of a certain thing->????->profit

 

[MercenaryForHire]

iPod Video - Now hides up to 60GB of your pr0n!

- M4H

 

[0roo0roo]

oh noes..porn on an ipod. theres no other way we'd be able to store porn eh....lol gotta love luddite reporters spreading fear and hysteria to their luddite audience..

 

[Tab]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
iPod Video - Now hides up to 60GB of your pr0n!

- M4H

That'd make a great advertisment.

 

[njswift10141980]

hurry call the fbi

 

[letdown427]

Video iPod. Now with 3x more PortaPron!

Surely parents realise that any medium that can store and play video will be used for pr0n? Be it a phone, a pc, a laptop, a video ipod, the next video watch or whatever.

 

[0roo0roo]

no psp hysteria? wide screen portable pr0n!! oh noes!!

 

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: Tab

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
iPod Video - Now hides up to 60GB of your pr0n!

- M4H

That'd make a great advertisment.

You could have a silhouette of some chick with big hooters on a trampoline with the customary white cabling. Or ron jeremy... whichever takes your fancy.

 

[blurredvision]

Originally posted by: barfo

Originally posted by: blurredvision
If it's on their iPod's, that means it's on the computer they use. It's like circumcising them. You need to cut it off at the root.

it doesn't get cut off at the root with circumcision thankfully

Well, I meant taking away the iPod is like circumcising them. Guess I should've worded it differently.

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
Because we all know kids didn't have access to porn before iPods. Damn you Apple, damn you to hell.

 

[DefDC]

Funny how that was "News". Look under the mattress of any teen for the last 50 years. (Before the internet) Go back another 50 and you'll find the Sears catalog.

It was equally rediculous when they were warning about the chance kids could catch a glimpse of porn in automobile DVD players...

Can the Puritanism go away already?

 

[Pepsei]

er, i have porn on it, but only because i use my ipod like a portable drive.

 

[MangoTBG]

I have One Nigth in Paris on mine.

 

[imported_Mike]

cue gurck......


oh wait.....

 

[PingSpike]

Mattresses can be used to hide pornography magazines...Ban all mattresses! Boycott matress companies!