Investment opportunity

[Ruptga]

Dirty Dan's escort service
"It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do you."

Now who wants in on Dirty Dan? This is a money press waiting to happen, people.

 

[highland145]

Cash cow + escort service =Chapter 13.

 

[Ruptga]

Goddammit. That isn't the innuendo I was going for, at all. Pitch has been updated.