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Inventor of cube supercomputer - 1000x more powerful, seeking $300M investment

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given this mind is not under the influence of recreational drugs or otherwise .. I wonder what it would put out on LSD ..
 
Idontcare said:
Did I leave anything out?
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I'm sufficiently confused, so I don't think so.

Seymour Cray did some things that at the time probably seemed insane -- "let's stack up all the PCBs and then drown them in Fluorinert! -- but he actually had a track record so people had a reason to believe he knew what he was doing.
 
guys give me 100billion dollars so i can watercool the ozone layer using a specially made catapult, which throws giant frozen ice cubes in the sky to reduce global warming!
 
ELopes580 said:
I really think this guy is on to something. I mean seriously, he's even published his delus..., I mean discoveries. 😀


http://www.amazon.com/Cube-System-20...8132176&sr=1-4
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Let the cube race begin.
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😱

Book preview shows the chapters... one chapter is dedicated to Dell systems. :biggrin: Then there is a picture of a Pentium D, caption "Currently super computers use this processor technology...<snip>...I would like to thank Intel for building the 8 core Xeon processor that would fit in my design."

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
 
SagaLore said:
😱

Book preview shows the chapters... one chapter is dedicated to Dell systems. :biggrin: Then there is a picture of a Pentium D, caption "Currently super computers use this processor technology...<snip>...I would like to thank Intel for building the 8 core Xeon processor that would fit in my design."

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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LOL

I'm gonna check it out as soon as I get home.
 
I like the idea of this computer, and want to buy only one to begin with.

So, to speed things up, I have already begun purchasing the required, pre-requisits :-

I've checked that I have got enough room round the back, so 77 Nuclear power stations are on their way. (CHECK).

Some of the technology is only available from one particular supplier, so Area 51 stuff is on order (such as the Tesla stuff). (CHECK).

I've got enough room in my out building for the large chemical factory, for supplying the huge liquid Nitrogen requirements. (CHECK).

Intel have eagerly agreed to postpone any more Haswell chip production, until they have finished producing the massive number of 450 mm wafers for my new computer. Should only take a few years or so. So, Haswell release will be 2017++ now.(CHECK).

I could of got in to trouble over the huge amount of nuclear waste from the 77 nuclear power plants, but fortunately North Korea, Syria and Iran have kindly offered to take any weapon grade plutonium off my hands, entirely free! (CHECK).

IDONTCARE has kindly offered to perform power consumption tests, while extensively benchmark testing my new computer. He just wants me to purchase 200,000,000,000,000++ Kill-O-WATT meters for him. (CHECK).

Tweakboy has kindly offered to solve the huge technical problem, which is that hard disks tend not to work well in the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees heat that a one foot cube (approx) gets to if it is being fed 1.57(x77?) Giga watts of power (or whatever the figure is from 77 Nuclear power stations). But fortunately, $600 and his fathers wonder cure utility disk, will still be able to read the disk afterwards.(CHECK).

I've emailed my purchase order through, and got an automated reply. It says that I will get an email back from the megaCubeInventor as soon as he finds another 37 empty soda cans in the street (he has already found 13), so that he can pay the internet cafe for his once per month internet, and then reply to my email.(AWAITING REPLY)
 
Charles Kozierok said:
God, that's ridiculous.

I'm pretty sure IBM is already making chip stacks anyway.
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yeah but thats a major corporation. they might have hundreds of really smart engineers, but that is negated by the fact that they have to go through all the corporate hoops.

this guy found a way to do it, and he can cut through all the red tape. that is, the red tape of physical reality.
 
SOFTengCOMPelec said:
IDONTCARE has kindly offered to perform power consumption tests, while extensively benchmark testing my new computer. He just wants me to purchase 200,000,000,000,000++ Kill-O-WATT meters for him. (CHECK).
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Thanks for agreeing to my reasonable requirements.

I only feel it fair to provide some disclosure at this point - I am the owner of Kill-O-WATT corp. Its just a minor note really, and I swear this had nothing to do with my insistence on the specific test equipment I requested in order to carry out your requested measurements. Honest, it is totally a coincidence. Super cereal about that, for realzies.
 
Idontcare said:
Thanks for agreeing to my reasonable requirements.

I only feel it fair to provide some disclosure at this point - I am the owner of Kill-O-WATT corp. Its just a minor note really, and I swear this had nothing to do with my insistence on the specific test equipment I requested in order to carry out your requested measurements. Honest, it is totally a coincidence. Super cereal about that, for realzies.
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No problem.
I'm paying you for them in "future bitcoin notes", which will be calculated/produced after the supercomputer is completed. I am assured that it will make $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 worth of bitcoins per picosecond.
 
SOFTengCOMPelec said:
No problem.
I'm paying you for them in "future bitcoin notes", which will be calculated/produced after the supercomputer is completed. I am assured that it will make $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 worth of bitcoins per picosecond.
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Who is this person

He sounds very mad.
 
T_Yamamoto said:
Who is this person

He sounds very mad.
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When you say he sounds very mad, were you referring to the audio sound track from this video (which I assume is the inventor of the cube supercomputer) ?

http://cubesupercomputers.com/video.avi

Let's just say that the audio track has not 100% convinced me of the viability of his computer design. He apparently can't even be bothered to correct major revision errors in his presentation.
 
SOFTengCOMPelec said:
When you say he sounds very mad, were you referring to the audio sound track from this video (which I assume is the inventor of the cube supercomputer) ?

http://cubesupercomputers.com/video.avi

Let's just say that the audio track has not 100% convinced me of the viability of his computer design. He apparently can't even be bothered to correct major revision errors in his presentation.
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I think we can all agree that the creator of this is bat shit crazy.

I was referring to you being mad. Reading your text came off that way.
 
SOFTengCOMPelec said:
Sorry, I was trying to be witty.
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And you were. Have to understand that Yamamoto is known for having a busted humor/sarcasm detector. We used to think it was just dead batteries that needed replacing, but a year on and we are now definitely convinced its just something that can't be fixed :|
 
Idontcare said:
And you were. Have to understand that Yamamoto is known for having a busted humor/sarcasm detector. We used to think it was just dead batteries that needed replacing, but a year on and we are now definitely convinced its just something that can't be fixed :|
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Thanks for the heads-up.

I've learnt from other forum(s) that putting (jk or joke) in brackets reduces the massive amounts of confusion on the internet that can happen.

I think that I have met people like the Cube Supercomputer inventor, in the past. In many respects, they can be just like other normal people.
The problem is, that they have some WAY-TOO-OUT-OF-THE-BOX idea, such as a perpetual energy machine, or some other very useful invention, but they are very bad at listening to my (or other peoples) sensible advice as to why their idea would never work in practice.
 
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