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SVT Cobra

Lifer
Mar 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: shabby
Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: buck
What kind of spider?

advance scout i presume....expendable....im sure he radioed back to the main unit that the only serious threat at the OPs house is a slipper....wait until the elite delta team is sent in...

MAN DOWN!


<radio crackle>
-This is king 6 to bravo team, are you in position
-Roger king 6, bravo team is in position and standing by
-Requesting bogey dope on target over
-Subject is currently in bed fast asleep over, do we have permission to engage over
-Negative bravo team, wait until other elements are standing by
-ETA on teams over
-black widow leader is setting up an ambush site in subjects shoe, ghost is still on his way to overwatch, he is enocunter heavy resistance under the bed, over
-Roger, bravo team is locked and loaded acknowledge
-Copy that bravo
-This is blackwidow we are in position over
-Roger widow, stand by, time to egress is still on
-Copy that
-King 6 this is delta we are on subjects head and waiting to comence attack over
-copy that delta, start time on target
-roger
-All teams check in
-Delta standing by
-bravo team standing by
-blackwidow in position
-this is ghost we are good to go
-Copy that, all units stand by, standy by, execute in 4...3...2...1, King 6 to all units, GREEN LIGHT! GREEN LIGHT!
-This is delta, subject is awake, we are currently crawling on chest!
-Bravo team moving into pants now, I repeat we are entering outter cuff!
-Delta to widow, be advised subject is going for the shoe over! We have shoe RIGHT SIDE!
-Crap he grabbed the wrong one, dammit! Bravo GET OUT OF THERE!!!
-King 6 to all units, pull back to staging point under the dresser, EVAC, EVAC NOW!
-Disengaing now, this is delta
-Widow is peeling left over
-Ghost is still maintaining overwatch on ceiling fan over, requesting permission to pop smoke over
-Go ahead ghost
-This is delta we see you widow, go! go! go!
-King 6 to bravo, where the hell are you!
*silence*
-King 6, Bravo come in!
-King 6 this is widow we're going back for them!
-Negative widow! I repeat, DO NOT reengage! The area is still too hot!
-Bravo come in now dammit! Bravo!
-Ghost to king!
-Go ahead ghost
-SPIDER DOWN!!!!!
</radio crackle.>

...yeah so I'm going to bed now. :p

Oh man that was hilarious... i dont think i'll fall asleep now :D

:D
 

yowolabi

Diamond Member
Jun 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: buck
What kind of spider?

advance scout i presume....expendable....im sure he radioed back to the main unit that the only serious threat at the OPs house is a slipper....wait until the elite delta team is sent in...

MAN DOWN!


<radio crackle>
-This is king 6 to bravo team, are you in position
-Roger king 6, bravo team is in position and standing by
-Requesting bogey dope on target over
-Subject is currently in bed fast asleep over, do we have permission to engage over
-Negative bravo team, wait until other elements are standing by
-ETA on teams over
-black widow leader is setting up an ambush site in subjects shoe, ghost is still on his way to overwatch, he is enocunter heavy resistance under the bed, over
-Roger, bravo team is locked and loaded acknowledge
-Copy that bravo
-This is blackwidow we are in position over
-Roger widow, stand by, time to egress is still on
-Copy that
-King 6 this is delta we are on subjects head and waiting to comence attack over
-copy that delta, start time on target
-roger
-All teams check in
-Delta standing by
-bravo team standing by
-blackwidow in position
-this is ghost we are good to go
-Copy that, all units stand by, standy by, execute in 4...3...2...1, King 6 to all units, GREEN LIGHT! GREEN LIGHT!
-This is delta, subject is awake, we are currently crawling on chest!
-Bravo team moving into pants now, I repeat we are entering outter cuff!
-Delta to widow, be advised subject is going for the shoe over! We have shoe RIGHT SIDE!
-Crap he grabbed the wrong one, dammit! Bravo GET OUT OF THERE!!!
-King 6 to all units, pull back to staging point under the dresser, EVAC, EVAC NOW!
-Disengaing now, this is delta
-Widow is peeling left over
-Ghost is still maintaining overwatch on ceiling fan over, requesting permission to pop smoke over
-Go ahead ghost
-This is delta we see you widow, go! go! go!
-King 6 to bravo, where the hell are you!
*silence*
-King 6, Bravo come in!
-King 6 this is widow we're going back for them!
-Negative widow! I repeat, DO NOT reengage! The area is still too hot!
-Bravo come in now dammit! Bravo!
-Ghost to king!
-Go ahead ghost
-SPIDER DOWN!!!!!
</radio crackle.>

...yeah so I'm going to bed now. :p

Great stuff
 

shabby

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
Any word whether the OP survived the night?

OMG it was horrible, i woke up to a sea of spiders on my floor. They were chanting something, death to shabby i think, but i couldnt completly make it out. It took me a while to whack them all from the safety of my fortress(bed) but i managed to kill them all with my trusty slipper again... good thing the cleaning lady came in today because i didnt feel like cleaning them all up.

Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
About how big was it?

Like an inch.
 

SVT Cobra

Lifer
Mar 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: shabby
Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
Any word whether the OP survived the night?

OMG it was horrible, i woke up to a sea of spiders on my floor. They were chanting something, death to shabby i think, but i couldnt completly make it out. It took me a while to whack them all from the safety of my fortress(bed) but i managed to kill them all with my trusty slipper again... good thing the cleaning lady came in today because i didnt feel like cleaning them all up.

Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
About how big was it?

Like an inch.

LOL those pictures make it look 4 inches big.
 

NEWKILLA

Diamond Member
Nov 30, 2000
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I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS ABOUT 4"

i guess if they show up in force it doesn t really matter,

sweet dreams:shocked:

*K*
 

moomoo40moo

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Jul 10, 2003
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Originally posted by: yowolabi
Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: buck
What kind of spider?

advance scout i presume....expendable....im sure he radioed back to the main unit that the only serious threat at the OPs house is a slipper....wait until the elite delta team is sent in...

MAN DOWN!


<radio crackle>
-This is king 6 to bravo team, are you in position
-Roger king 6, bravo team is in position and standing by
-Requesting bogey dope on target over
-Subject is currently in bed fast asleep over, do we have permission to engage over
-Negative bravo team, wait until other elements are standing by
-ETA on teams over
-black widow leader is setting up an ambush site in subjects shoe, ghost is still on his way to overwatch, he is enocunter heavy resistance under the bed, over
-Roger, bravo team is locked and loaded acknowledge
-Copy that bravo
-This is blackwidow we are in position over
-Roger widow, stand by, time to egress is still on
-Copy that
-King 6 this is delta we are on subjects head and waiting to comence attack over
-copy that delta, start time on target
-roger
-All teams check in
-Delta standing by
-bravo team standing by
-blackwidow in position
-this is ghost we are good to go
-Copy that, all units stand by, standy by, execute in 4...3...2...1, King 6 to all units, GREEN LIGHT! GREEN LIGHT!
-This is delta, subject is awake, we are currently crawling on chest!
-Bravo team moving into pants now, I repeat we are entering outter cuff!
-Delta to widow, be advised subject is going for the shoe over! We have shoe RIGHT SIDE!
-Crap he grabbed the wrong one, dammit! Bravo GET OUT OF THERE!!!
-King 6 to all units, pull back to staging point under the dresser, EVAC, EVAC NOW!
-Disengaing now, this is delta
-Widow is peeling left over
-Ghost is still maintaining overwatch on ceiling fan over, requesting permission to pop smoke over
-Go ahead ghost
-This is delta we see you widow, go! go! go!
-King 6 to bravo, where the hell are you!
*silence*
-King 6, Bravo come in!
-King 6 this is widow we're going back for them!
-Negative widow! I repeat, DO NOT reengage! The area is still too hot!
-Bravo come in now dammit! Bravo!
-Ghost to king!
-Go ahead ghost
-SPIDER DOWN!!!!!
</radio crackle.>

...yeah so I'm going to bed now. :p

Great stuff

hahaha awesome!!
 

Descartes

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: buck
What kind of spider?

advance scout i presume....expendable....im sure he radioed back to the main unit that the only serious threat at the OPs house is a slipper....wait until the elite delta team is sent in...

MAN DOWN!


<radio crackle>
-This is king 6 to bravo team, are you in position
-Roger king 6, bravo team is in position and standing by
-Requesting bogey dope on target over
-Subject is currently in bed fast asleep over, do we have permission to engage over
-Negative bravo team, wait until other elements are standing by
-ETA on teams over
-black widow leader is setting up an ambush site in subjects shoe, ghost is still on his way to overwatch, he is enocunter heavy resistance under the bed, over
-Roger, bravo team is locked and loaded acknowledge
-Copy that bravo
-This is blackwidow we are in position over
-Roger widow, stand by, time to egress is still on
-Copy that
-King 6 this is delta we are on subjects head and waiting to comence attack over
-copy that delta, start time on target
-roger
-All teams check in
-Delta standing by
-bravo team standing by
-blackwidow in position
-this is ghost we are good to go
-Copy that, all units stand by, standy by, execute in 4...3...2...1, King 6 to all units, GREEN LIGHT! GREEN LIGHT!
-This is delta, subject is awake, we are currently crawling on chest!
-Bravo team moving into pants now, I repeat we are entering outter cuff!
-Delta to widow, be advised subject is going for the shoe over! We have shoe RIGHT SIDE!
-Crap he grabbed the wrong one, dammit! Bravo GET OUT OF THERE!!!
-King 6 to all units, pull back to staging point under the dresser, EVAC, EVAC NOW!
-Disengaing now, this is delta
-Widow is peeling left over
-Ghost is still maintaining overwatch on ceiling fan over, requesting permission to pop smoke over
-Go ahead ghost
-This is delta we see you widow, go! go! go!
-King 6 to bravo, where the hell are you!
*silence*
-King 6, Bravo come in!
-King 6 this is widow we're going back for them!
-Negative widow! I repeat, DO NOT reengage! The area is still too hot!
-Bravo come in now dammit! Bravo!
-Ghost to king!
-Go ahead ghost
-SPIDER DOWN!!!!!
</radio crackle.>

...yeah so I'm going to bed now. :p

One of the more surprising and humorous posts I've seen in a while :D:thumbsup:
 

KDOG

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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HAR! Thats' great stuff! That has to go into the Great Threads of 2006!
 

KDOG

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Any updates? Were you flanked by their SAS? (Special Arachnid Service)
 

Kirby

Lifer
Apr 10, 2006
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I have had it with these motherfvcking spiders in his motherfvcking room!
 

TXHokie

Platinum Member
Nov 16, 1999
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I read somewhere at least once in your lifetime on average, one of these number will climb into one of your body orifice (mouth, nose, ear...???) while you are asleep. Something for you all to think about :)