Interview with the Football Player

[Gibsons]

http://www.gatorcountry.com/football/article/incoming_gators_qa_wr_jajuan_story/11514#ixzz1MXVs7rnQ

Q: What’s the most played song on your iPod?

A: Most played…I don’t know, I want to say Katy Perry, “Fireworks.” It’s intense.

Q: What’s your favorite pre-game ritual?

A: Well, I take a doodoo. Before every game I doodoo.

Q: That’s your FAVORITE pregame ritual?

A: Well, that’s the only thing I do. That’s one thing I have to do before every game, or I won’t feel energy, and I’ll just feel slow. When I do I just feel light on my feet and everything, and I feel faster, so that’s what I do.

Q: You know I’m going to write this in a story right?

A: Well, I mean, that’s what it is. I doodoo and then listen to Katy Perry.

 

[YoungGun21]

That's about right though. Pregame shits is universal.

 

[Gibsons]

That's about right though. Pregame shits is universal.

I have to respect his honesty. But still...

 

[Oil]

Florida Gator recruit, eh? Go figure

 

[sdifox]

they can't win. Tell a polite story everyone call you a fake.
tell the truth and the people hate on you.

 

[BudAshes]

I take doodoos way more intense than a katy perry song.

 

[MotionMan]

Q: Okay, let’s switch gears a little bit. What are you planning on majoring in?
A: Business Management. I already have it thought up, I want to have this business, so I gotta take business and own the business.

LOL. Maybe instead of doing exact quotes, they should paraphrase the answers?

Also, the pre-game crap is a long and respected tradition...

MotionMan

 

[BrokenVisage]

Meh, Interview with the Vampire was more interesting.

 

[tfinch2]

He's probably trolling for the lulz.

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I do not see any proper english from that 'handballer'.

 

[Fritzo]

I usually need to take a dump after Katy Perry too.