Internet lawyers...

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Lifer
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Can a person sue a company if they cause someone to lose faith in humanity?

How about if they lose faith in Amazon reviews?

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Red Squirrel

No Lifer
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You just need to trademark a word that the person or company may have used at some point, then you can sue them under IP laws. Best monetary return.

For example, trademark the word "the" then sue the person for using that word. A 3 letter word might be too expensive to trademark so you can pick a longer one. No idea if size of word matters or not, it might all be the same and just be a first come first serve basis.

On similar note, there's this youtube channel that is currently in the process of trademarking the word reaction, and the concept of reaction videos.
 

Newbian

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If they didn't work for you take 8 more of them and repeat every 10 minutes.
 
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I bet the people that take that homeopathic medicine also go to the homeopathic ER when they need help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0

Edit:
I remember there was some homeopathic remedies that are diluted so much (to make 'extra strength', lol) that the product couldn't reasonably be said to contain any active ingredients:

https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/homeopathic-thuggery/
For example, Riva suggested that Boiron’s oscillococcinum has no active ingredient. Well, let’s see- the company lists the active ingredient in this product as “Anas barbariae hepatis et cordis extractum 200CK HPUS.” The “200C” means that the listed ingredient was diluted with a 1:100 dilution 200 times. Serial dilution is a funny thing – a 200c dilution is the equivalent of diluting 1ml of original ingredient into a volume of water that is the size of the known universe. This is far far beyond the point where there is any reasonable chance of there being even a single molecule of original ingredient left.
 
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Darwin333

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Well their first 3 bullet points are absolutely spot on at least, especially the one about no drug interactions. Since there are no real active ingredients in the shit they sell that has to be absolutely true.
 

BoomerD

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This am 'Muirica where anyone can sue anyone for anything...doesn't mean it will stand up in court...nor that the judge will let it get that far.
 

Red Squirrel

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This am 'Muirica where anyone can sue anyone for anything...doesn't mean it will stand up in court...nor that the judge will let it get that far.

Still means the defendant loses lot of money fighting or settling it though. It's just that it might cost them 100k instead of 3 mil.