Internal musings and words of wisdom from Monel

Monel Funkawitz

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See how many department stores you can get thrown out of in a day.
See how many marshmellows you can eat before you throw up.
Invents, creates, failure. They all have the same amount of letters.
Steal a PennDot backhoe and spend 11 hours diggging holes in roads/people's yards/golf courses.
Start a walking backwards club.
Give all the money you have in your wallet right now to someone that really needs it.
Fart in a drive through microphone. (Micky D's, Taco Hell, etc)
See how far you can run through your town without getting picked up by the cops while only wearing a thong and swimmer's goggles.
Try to communicate with goats.
Hug someone you have never hugged before.
Get some fart powder and con the people on a subway or confined space to eat it.
Go up to the hottest woman you have ever seen and try to get her to believe you are Elvis.
Do something stupid while drunk.
Bet your drunk friend he can't tear open a pay phone with his bare hands.
Bandage up friend's hands after he punches pay phone booth glass and gets all cut up.
Invent a new language.
Learn one new word a day.
See how far you can crawl with just using your toungue.
Go clubbin'. (Dance or baby seals, which ever you want)
If you can't dance, learn. After you learn, teach someone else.
Befriend a total stranger.
Make love to a household kitchen appliance.
Make prank calls and liven up someone's day.
Invent a new clothing fad, and stick with it for a year, even if no one else follows.
Talk to an old person, they know alot more than you give them credit for.
Get out a coloring book and crayons and color. You won't believe how much fun it still is.
Go to Walmart. Take a toilet paper dispenser from hardware and mount it on the wall in the dressing room. It is hilarious.
Learn how to wiggle your ears.
Live like you are going to die tomorrow. Don't procrastinate what you can do now.
Tell a loved one how much you love them. You'd be suprised how long it has been since you have.
Eat a pickle peanut butter sandwich.
Think of something you have never done before and have always wanted to do and do it RIGHT NOW.

 

TuffGirl

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lol Monel, odd suggestions. Tell me, how many of these you have yet to try, if any?? :p

 

db

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Monel, you're all by yourself, aren't ya?
G/f needs to be there.
 

Monel Funkawitz

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:D

I've been "cuffed" more than once, lemme tell ya. Just a warning. It is worth it though.



<< Monel, you're all by yourself, aren't ya?
G/f needs to be there.
>>



Nah, my girl is sleeping on my bed. She has six boobs and licks her butt. I just got back from clubbin' a little while ago. Everyone else is sleeping, and I am going to be in about 3 minutes.

Later d00dz.
 

MajesticMoose

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That kind of reminds me of that "sunscreen" song that we heard so many times a couple years ago and then disapeared. Odd suggestions nonetheless. Following your advice would certainly make life more interesting.

m00se
 

BoberFett

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<< Fart in a drive through microphone. (Micky D's, Taco Hell, etc) >>

Did that. Actually did that while driving in reverse through the drive thru. The driver couldn't and I was on the passenger side so we had to go through backwards.

Also farted over the intercom across the entire building when me and my buddies worked in a nursing home kitchen.

Ah, the high school days.