I typically dislike shopping at a Target store, but I'll do it if my wife asks me to. Well, while looking through the %50 off Easter section, I found a Darth Vader plush toy with jelly beans for $1.99 (originally $3.99). I bought two of them and trimmed the ears off of one (touched up any leftover bright spots with a Sharpie marker). He'll be occupying the rear dash of my Jetta.
Some pics:


Of course, YMMV....
Some pics:


Of course, YMMV....