Wow! About time! The wait is over!
Everyone shut down your clients we finally found it...

Now our fingers stink!

Hahaha
Really tho... Hope it's more then just a flock of birds.
Next time you want a day off... This is what you do!
CALLING IN SICK
Employee....."I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."
Boss........"Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"
Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work!"