In the early 2000 B.C.'s - 2 Ninjas were riding on horses towards eachother...however they had each popped about 10 foot boners...except one guys' one 10'1" so he knocked the other guy off his horse === sport of jousting invented. Later Knights from the 1200s devised fake boners called "poles" and used them to try and poke each other off their horses to win the love of a babe.
Looks like you have joust envy. Which is an obvious sign that you don't have what it takes to compete, you come up short every time. So we are going to give you a little time to think about it. How does 2 weeks sound?
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Looks like you have joust envy. Which is an obvious sign that you don't have what it takes to compete, you come up short every time. So we are going to give you a little time to think about it. How does 2 weeks sound?
AnandTech Moderator