Interesting theory on how the sport of jousting got started...

TheNinja

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In the early 2000 B.C.'s - 2 Ninjas were riding on horses towards eachother...however they had each popped about 10 foot boners...except one guys' one 10'1" so he knocked the other guy off his horse === sport of jousting invented. Later Knights from the 1200s devised fake boners called "poles" and used them to try and poke each other off their horses to win the love of a babe.

Looks like you have joust envy. Which is an obvious sign that you don't have what it takes to compete, you come up short every time. So we are going to give you a little time to think about it. How does 2 weeks sound?

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ElFenix

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it's called 'tilting'

the joust is the whole event
 

BooGiMaN

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you know we at ATOT have been talking and its like its time we had a chat...its like you know there is no such think as santa and the easter bunny right...

well your not a ninja.....yeah i know we went along with you ..and maybe that was our bad...but...its just getting to be embarassing and theres no fun in watching you prance around pretending your invisible and we cant see you and stuff...with your lil sword and your paper ninja stars...

look we had our laughs...but its time you let it go man..just let it go
 

So

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
you know we at ATOT have been talking and its like its time we had a chat...its like you know there is no such think as santa and the easter bunny right...

well your not a ninja.....yeah i know we went along with you ..and maybe that was our bad...but...its just getting to be embarassing and theres no fun in watching you prance around pretending your invisible and we cant see you and stuff...with your lil sword and your paper ninja stars...

look we had our laughs...but its time you let it go man..just let it go

Peter....this is your intervention...
 

eakers

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
you know we at ATOT have been talking and its like its time we had a chat...its like you know there is no such think as santa and the easter bunny right...

well your not a ninja.....yeah i know we went along with you ..and maybe that was our bad...but...its just getting to be embarassing and theres no fun in watching you prance around pretending your invisible and we cant see you and stuff...with your lil sword and your paper ninja stars...

look we had our laughs...but its time you let it go man..just let it go

Peter....this is your intervention...

when were you guys going to tell the rest of us he wasn't a true ninja? :(
 

TheNinja

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
you know we at ATOT have been talking and its like its time we had a chat...its like you know there is no such think as santa and the easter bunny right...

well your not a ninja.....yeah i know we went along with you ..and maybe that was our bad...but...its just getting to be embarassing and theres no fun in watching you prance around pretending your invisible and we cant see you and stuff...with your lil sword and your paper ninja stars...

look we had our laughs...but its time you let it go man..just let it go

Thanks for ruining the only thing i had going....I might as well go perform seppuku now.....goodbye ATOT
 

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
In the early 2000 B.C.'s - 2 Ninjas were riding on horses towards eachother...however they had each popped about 10 foot boners...except one guys' one 10'1" so he knocked the other guy off his horse === sport of jousting invented. Later Knights from the 1200s devised fake boners called "poles" and used them to try and poke each other off their horses to win the love of a babe.

Quoted for retardedness
 

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
In the early 2000 B.C.'s - 2 Ninjas were riding on horses towards eachother...however they had each popped about 10 foot boners...except one guys' one 10'1" so he knocked the other guy off his horse

Sounds about right. It's been proven on this forum time and time again that when a ninja pops a boner his first thought is to jam it at another male.