interesting conversation some dude at the bus stop this morning

[Goosemaster]

So I walk up to the bus stop and there is this black man sitting down on the bench.

It was a GORGEOUS day, so I commented that the weather was nice, because it was...



before I continue.....
(<--NOT gay and does not eat, dress ,sleep, or look GAY...so this guy thought I was straight)



Then the sh!t hits the fan.

The guy goes off on me on how he is not a woman and how he don't talk to no man...

..unless it's an emergency.

Then I tell him not to ask me for any change....


..and he says " respect your attitude, but don't talk to me no more because I ain't no woman"


I understood his point but damn that was hilarious....:laugh:

 

[Dacalo]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Then I tell him not to ask me for any change....

Uh, where did this come from?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Then I tell him not to ask me for any change....

Uh, where did this come from?

dude fvking pissed me off...I was commenting on the fvkign weather....

What's funny is that I meant it in the "well if the bus comes and you don't ahve any money you're fvked man" way, but it came out as racial and he still said that he respected my attitude:laugh:


I didn't even recognize the double entendre until later:laugh:

 

[thehstrybean]

ROFL. Don't ask me for any change? Was he homeless?

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
So I walk up to the bus stop and there is this black man sitting down on the bench.

It was a GORGEOUS day, so I commented that the weather was nice, because it was...



before I continue.....
(<--NOT gay and does not eat, dress ,sleep, or look GAY...so this guy thought I was straight)



Then the sh!t hits the fan.

The guy goes off on me on how he is not a woman and how he don't talk to no man...

..unless it's an emergency.

Then I tell him not to ask me for any change....


..and he says " respect your attitude, but don't talk to me no more because I ain't no woman"


I understood his point but damn that was hilarious....:laugh:

LOL nice!

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: thehstrybean
ROFL. Don't ask me for any change? Was he homeless?

nah...


dude, this was at the bus stop in front of the college, which is practically unaccessible to anyone else due to the lack of sidewalks...

I assumed he was going to be nice...as is almost everyone else around here...

he either had to be a student or faculty....

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: ColdFusion718

LOL nice![/quote]

Like I said, slip of the tongue or not, I can't take much credit for it....he just pissed me off and I said something that I thought was juvenile....


maybe I need to examine my life a little more:laugh:

 

[Goosemaster]

DP

 

[mugs]

Sounds like the complete opposite of Viper GTS's experience at the bus stop.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: mugs
Sounds like the complete opposite of Viper GTS's experience at the bus stop.

link?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: mugs
Sounds like the complete opposite of Viper GTS's experience at the bus stop.

link?

It was a couple of years ago and the search isn't worth a damn... but it was a creepy old man and if I recall correctly, he offered to suck Viper GTS's dick.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Then I tell him not to ask me for any change....

Uh, where did this come from?

dude fvking pissed me off...I was commenting on the fvkign weather....

What's funny is that I meant it in the "well if the bus comes and you don't ahve any money you're fvked man" way, but it came out as racial and he still said that he respected my attitude:laugh:


I didn't even recognize the double entendre until later:laugh:

I'm confused... The only way I can think of that you'd interpret that is change for the bus.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Then I tell him not to ask me for any change....

Uh, where did this come from?

dude fvking pissed me off...I was commenting on the fvkign weather....

What's funny is that I meant it in the "well if the bus comes and you don't ahve any money you're fvked man" way, but it came out as racial and he still said that he respected my attitude:laugh:


I didn't even recognize the double entendre until later:laugh:

I'm confused... The only way I can think of that you'd interpret that is change for the bus.

um......hmmm...I would explain but I don't want to dig myself a whole.

Let's just say I insulted him.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Then I tell him not to ask me for any change....

Uh, where did this come from?

dude fvking pissed me off...I was commenting on the fvkign weather....

What's funny is that I meant it in the "well if the bus comes and you don't ahve any money you're fvked man" way, but it came out as racial and he still said that he respected my attitude:laugh:


I didn't even recognize the double entendre until later:laugh:

I'm confused... The only way I can think of that you'd interpret that is change for the bus.

um......hmmm...I would explain but I don't want to dig myself a whole.

Let's just say I insulted him.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=change
Definition #2?

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
before I continue.....
(<--NOT gay and does not eat, dress ,sleep, or look GAY...so this guy thought I was straight)

Are you sure?

 

[NanoStuff]

Lesson learned, don't talk to people.

 

[BornStar]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Then I tell him not to ask me for any change....

Uh, where did this come from?

dude fvking pissed me off...I was commenting on the fvkign weather....

What's funny is that I meant it in the "well if the bus comes and you don't ahve any money you're fvked man" way, but it came out as racial and he still said that he respected my attitude:laugh:


I didn't even recognize the double entendre until later:laugh:

I'm confused... The only way I can think of that you'd interpret that is change for the bus.

um......hmmm...I would explain but I don't want to dig myself a whole.

Let's just say I insulted him.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=change
Definition #2?

I thought he was implying the guy was a bum when I first read the story.

 

[LordMaul]

Goosemaster == king of unintelligible stories, yet with spelling and whatnot somehow often being just fine.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: BornStar18

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Then I tell him not to ask me for any change....

Uh, where did this come from?

dude fvking pissed me off...I was commenting on the fvkign weather....

What's funny is that I meant it in the "well if the bus comes and you don't ahve any money you're fvked man" way, but it came out as racial and he still said that he respected my attitude:laugh:


I didn't even recognize the double entendre until later:laugh:

I'm confused... The only way I can think of that you'd interpret that is change for the bus.

um......hmmm...I would explain but I don't want to dig myself a whole.

Let's just say I insulted him.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=change
Definition #2?

I thought he was implying the guy was a bum when I first read the story.

Ah, good point.

 

[Flyback]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
So I walk up to the bus stop and there is this black man sitting down on the bench.

....

Then I tell him not to ask me for any change....

Goosemaster doesn't care about black people

 

[dartworth]

Its a good thing you pointed out the fact that he was black...

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: dartworth
Its a good thing you pointed out the fact that he was black...

lmao

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: BornStar18

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Dacalo

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Then I tell him not to ask me for any change....

Uh, where did this come from?

dude fvking pissed me off...I was commenting on the fvkign weather....

What's funny is that I meant it in the "well if the bus comes and you don't ahve any money you're fvked man" way, but it came out as racial and he still said that he respected my attitude:laugh:


I didn't even recognize the double entendre until later:laugh:

I'm confused... The only way I can think of that you'd interpret that is change for the bus.

um......hmmm...I would explain but I don't want to dig myself a whole.

Let's just say I insulted him.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=change
Definition #2?

I thought he was implying the guy was a bum when I first read the story.

Ah, good point.

I lived in philli and I think that's why it slipped out

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: dartworth
Its a good thing you pointed out the fact that he was black...

lmao

:laugh:

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Goosemaster == king of unintelligible stories, yet with spelling and whatnot somehow often being just fine.

basically

 

[pyonir]

I worked with a guy that had a quick conversation with someone at a bustop. The guy proceeded to walk to the edge of the street, look both ways, and step out directly in front of a car. Needless to say the guy meant to step out...and the guy i worked with was pretty shook up about it. and no, he didn't live.