Interesting Billboard Slogan

[Exterous]

We were driving to the in-laws for an early Thanksgiving dinner when I saw a billboard that said:

"Voted Michigan's Number One Dentist!"*

*By office staff

So the office staff of this dentist voted him #1....go figure

 

[FoBoT]

 

[Leros]

I saw a sign at some grocery store.

I'm paraphrasing here:

Voted the city's best value!*

*Best value does not have anything to do with the cost of items

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[techs]

Dueling pizza joints.

"Best pizza in the City"
"Best pizza in the State"
"Best pizza in the Country"
"Best pizza in the Universe"
"Best pizza on the Block"

We have a winner.

 

[lxskllr]

There's a carryout grocery near me that advertises "Coldest beer on Mountain road". It's the only beer on Mountain road. If you boiled it, it would still be the coldest :^D